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re: Diary of sex island tourist gives details.

Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:32 am to
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A 'diary' supposedly written by a married dentist who attended an infamous Sex Island festival has emerged online


We now know why modern dentists try to upsell services to you at every visit.
Posted by Bocephus229
Valdosta
Member since Nov 2018
291 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:32 am to
“At 9pm he whipped out his diary to report that he had began sniffing cocaine with his two girls, before half of the other women apparently began performing a live lesbian sex show.

The men were then asked whether they would like to join in, and Samuel, who according to Ryan was the 'macho man of the group, willingly took on the thankless challenge.”


Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14268 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:33 am to
Soccer board has a thread on a popular all-inclusive called Pen Island.

Don’t click the link. I’m just sayin’.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:33 am to
you still have to see guys who would pay money to bang STD-infused hookers. i imagine it wouldn't be a fun visual experience
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3152 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:34 am to
I was wondering why the article read like it was written by a bitter teenage girl until I saw at the top

quote:

By Charlotte Dean For Mailonline


Makes sense.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:34 am to
That's how I'd do it. The Canadian would get first dibs.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 9:38 am to
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Post on the OT to brag about it.


Wait...we can brag about paying for sex here?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
66926 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:17 am to
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you still have to see guys who would pay money to bang STD-infused hookers. i imagine it wouldn't be a fun visual experience


And I'll stay away from the blindfold
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30091 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:44 am to
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free viral marketing campaign


ISWYDT
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29165 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:45 am to
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I've done some pretty wild stuff in my time, that whole thing has zero appeal to me, in fact, it sounds gross as hell.



Same. Maybe by hormones have slowed down as I’ve gotten older and younger me may have thought it’s great, but doesn’t now appeal to me. Honestly the idea of a hooker doesn’t. I’d rather just not have sex than pay someone who doesn’t want to be there.
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1193 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:57 am to
If I was diagnosed with a terminal cancer with a 1 year survival of <5%, and I'm still feeling ok... Then hell yeah I'll sign up for the island.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29165 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:00 pm to
And I guess if I was all coked out I’d think it would be fun maybe. Dunno.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:19 pm to
I’m not even sure how you would get it up by the end of that trip
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58671 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:21 pm to
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’d rather just not have sex than pay someone who doesn’t want to be there.


She does want to be there.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:22 pm to
That place sounds disgusting
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:26 pm to
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admitted he wasn't very good at golf and another of the guests who 'plays a lot' won the prize of having sex with 100 girls for 15 minutes, who are largely from Venezuela and Colombia, as well as a 'really horny girl' from Canada


I suck at golf too... but if that were the prize then I'd have a Rocky 4-esque training montage preparing for my trip
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21308 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:34 pm to
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Pen Island.


Now that's a troll I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17133 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:59 pm to
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Wait...we can brag about paying for sex here?



We had a guy post an in-game thread about meeting up with a backpage hooker and how it was his first black chick
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 1:02 pm to
Lots of jelly in this thread
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5600 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 1:07 pm to
Ain't gonna lie, this sounds gross as frick.
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