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re: Describe your first time in terms of a baseball analogy

Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:53 am to
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12734 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:53 am to
First pitch was right down the middle.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82393 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:53 am to
I was awful at sex until I was 33 or so. Had a decent amount of it, but I never understood what girls really want or how to give it to them until I was older. It makes me realize how much bad sex is being had when I think back at how fricking awful I was.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I was seriously a 1 to 3 from age 17 to 33. Then all of a sudden it started to click thanks to manosphere blogs, BDSM porn, etc. and I went pretty quickly to a 7, 8, 9 (I'm talking one-night stand, memorable hookup, tear your clothes off type of sex, not lazy Sunday morning sex).
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:54 am to
*opens eyes*

I can't believe I hit the ball.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166619 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:54 am to
3rd base coach was waving me home for long time and finally I said frick it and trucked home in no time
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13266 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:54 am to
Balls in, coming down.
Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
420 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:54 am to
Announcer: "The guy in the on deck position just walked back to the dug out. He took one practice swing and was done. I'm not sure he knows what's going on right now"
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3016 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:54 am to
took a pitch right to the dome. took about 5 minutes to recover and get my head right. then dropped a walk off home run.
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30636 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am to
I had trouble getting my gloves on, then I popped one up in the pitcher's face
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7781 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am to
Was in a hitter's park and was going good, as things progressed into the second inning, thunderous claps began reverberating before a sudden downpour, play was stopped and my bat was run though a blow dryer until all of the rain had been withdrawn. Man I miss your mom when I think back about it.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16266 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am to
There's grass on the field...PLAY BALL!!!
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20489 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am to
I just got walked around the bases each at bat that game. It wasn't very impressive but frick it, I scored.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14835 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:56 am to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16266 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:57 am to
Gave her some sweet chin music
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108009 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:58 am to
Small ball
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3724 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:58 am to
It was a worm burner
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3724 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:58 am to
Threw her a spit ball
Posted by Guido Merkens
Member since Mar 2006
4346 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:59 am to
Corked my bat with a bullpen catcher, was a can o corn for the defense
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108786 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:00 am to
quote:

PairofDucks


Switch hitter
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:00 am to
Had a catch.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7314 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:01 am to
Slid into home and was quickly ejected
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