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re: Describe your first time in terms of a baseball analogy

Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:10 am to
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11670 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:10 am to
Down 0-2, lunged at a nasty ouside splitter, but was granted first base on catcher's interference. Balked to second. Sacrificed to third. Suicide squeezed home. Didn't quite touch home plate so was called out on appeal.
Posted by undrafted
DHA
Member since Oct 2009
1000 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:11 am to
I was on third, caught the pitcher sleeping and stole home.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:15 am to
Loud out
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14877 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:20 am to
I came on her tits.

Not pursuant to OP's rules but just felt like sharing.
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 11:24 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27031 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:23 am to
Swung before the ball left the pitchers hand, only managed a dribbler up the middle.
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:26 am to
deep line drive to center field.
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
19019 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:28 am to
I got hit by a pitch and then picked off of first.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13626 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:37 am to
She gave me a little chin music to send a message and keep my honest. Well I wasn't having any of it so I squeezed the zone a little more and she brushed me back again. That was it, I charged the mound and whipped her arse, then got ejected with cops called and everything. Havent been let back in the league since then because Im still serving time.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:38 am to
Swung as hard as I could. The result: swigning bunt fielded by the pitcher who tagged me out halfway to first
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:40 am to
Can of corn.
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
1905 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:42 am to
leaned into an inside pitch and took one for the team.


she was fat
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:44 am to
i heard acreboy is making a good living in the minors
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:45 am to
Spitballs
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12135 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:49 am to
Hit a gapper to right center, slow center fielder, rounded third and the throw beat me home, was in a pickle, but managed to slide in safe.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176221 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:53 am to
You know those mini- bats ?
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:53 am to
After four years in the minors I was well accustomed to taking dry hacks in the cage and the occasional soft toss session.

The day I was called up I didn't bring a glove and was ejected from the game and sent down the next day!
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 12:01 pm
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:54 am to
Squeeze play
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
52386 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:55 am to
spent a lot of time in the minors before getting called up to the majors. quick out on first at bat.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:59 am to
First i asked the pitcher the best stance for a batter and best pitches to hit. I busted a steady ball down the line, but I hadn't scored yet. I made sure to take my time and slowly round the bases, paying attention to each base and really getting to know them. By the time I finally slid into home the other team had scored two or three times.

Before I retired the side, I dusted myself off and hit a pop fly to the catcher.

They canceleld the rest of the games that year and let me in the stadium whenever I wanted.
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 12:09 pm
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 12:04 pm to
Hit for the cycle.
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