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Hangit
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re: Dating is super expensive
This will not be a problem for you because things have a way of working themselves out. This date was like an interview. Over the course of the evening she found out what you do, your education levels, how long you have been at your job, etc.

She then went home and spent about 4 minutes Googling and knows within a few thousand what you earn. She figured your expenses, taxes, etc. She subtracted the expenses from your take home pay and realized you cannot afford to date her.

So congrats. There will not be a second date with a woman you cannot afford anyway. Think of it as her saving you some money. She is looking out for your future. You should thank her but she has already blocked your number.




Chief Hinge
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re: Dating is super expensive
She definitely left with a nice buzz and went to get railed by some other guy


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Walt OReilly
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re: Dating is super expensive
I haven’t gone on a date in probably 15 years



MSUDawg98
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Member since Jan 2018
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re: Dating is super expensive
I haven’t been on one in 20 years but that one was $400 (2 day trip.) Now I’m dropping that every time I take my wife or one of our kids to a football game.

$140 adjusted for inflation is pretty damn cheap if it works out otherwise you would have been better off using it for hookers and blow.


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Gris Gris
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re: Dating is super expensive
You got home early.


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50_Tiger
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Member since Jan 2016
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re: Dating is super expensive
She stacked you up baw :( .

Posted this thread at 10:29 which only means she got home early enough for her sex boo to come over and rail her half drunk.

My condolences


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celltech1981
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Member since Jul 2014
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re: Dating is super expensive
When I was hitting tinder and bumble hard my meet up place was Olive or Twist. They had an awesome happy hour. Could usually get out of there for 20 or 30 bucks and know if I wanted to buy the girl dinner or just continue bar stuff and smash.


SpartyGator
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re: Dating is super expensive
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I spent $140 dollars to meet up for happy hour


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The Torch
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re: Dating is super expensive
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she makes a lot more than I do


Looks will fade but that paycheck will get bigger.

I'd rather have a simi hot with a good job than a hot idiot with no career


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Gorilla Ball
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re: Dating is super expensive
Piihb for free


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sjmabry
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re: Dating is super expensive
Marriage is way more expensive and less fun.


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Evil Little Thing
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re: Dating is super expensive
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We both had 5 drinks.


I’m with the others. If she had 5 drinks and didn’t invite you over for sex, it’s never happening.


rowbear1922
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re: Dating is super expensive
Yea, I always have wayyyy more money when I am single. It's nice to have a dinner companion but it doubles the amount spent every time.


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Spaceman Spiff
Georgia Fan
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
9768 posts

re: Dating is super expensive
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If you think dating is super expensive, try going through a divorce


Well I must be an odd one out because I'm getting part of her retirement tax free for life. And I got the house, vehicle, kids, and the dog..


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soccerfüt
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re: Dating is super expensive
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The frick were you two doing, Dom Perignon shots?
My leader in the clubhouse so far.



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TH03
Iowa State Fan
Dallas
Member since Dec 2008
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re: Dating is super expensive
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no way a first date girl drank 5 drinks... if she did and walked home normal then run because she does that on the reg. If my wife had 5 drinks now she would be puking. 5 drinks when younger though they’ll dancing on the bar and taking their pants off



Your wife is a pansy. 5 drinks over 4 hours is nothing. And in a really city, that can easy cost $140 for 2 with some food added in.


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Mo Jeaux
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re: Dating is super expensive
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I’m with the others. If she had 5 drinks and didn’t invite you over for sex, it’s never happening


Then she’s a bitch for taking his resources without offering anything in return.


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johnnyrocket
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Member since Apr 2013
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re: Dating is super expensive
Dating is cheap.
Getting married and having children cost money.
Then your money her money and your kids money.


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el Gaucho
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re: Dating is super expensive
How does a girl make more than you? Learn to weld baw


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el Gaucho
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re: Dating is super expensive
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When I was hitting tinder and bumble hard my meet up place was Olive or Twist.

And you know you won’t have any competition because it’s a “confirmed bachelor” bar


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