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re: D1 Male hockey players scrimmage D1 female soccer players in soccer.

Posted on 5/2/26 at 9:58 am to
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 5/2/26 at 9:58 am to
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I wonder who would win between a D1 women’s hockey team and D1 men’s soccer team in hockey?


In this scenario, the women would smoke them. Unless the soccer team players had skated before, they would hardly be able to even stand up.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 10:02 am to
I can’t even ice skate so a preteen girl could school me in hockey.
This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 10:03 am
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35578 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 10:04 am to
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I wonder who would win between a D1 women’s hockey team and D1 men’s soccer team in hockey?


That’s a lot different because skating is a learned skill.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41135 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 10:07 am to
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This happened like 10 years ago when the Dallas 15 and under boys beat the USWNT like 6-2 in soccer.


It actually happens regularly. They routinely will scrimmage men 18 and younger club teams as their sparring partners. It’s the only way to regularly scrimmage against opponents better than them.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2983 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 10:20 am to
Let me guess….
No body checking
Women’s goal 3 times larger than men’s goal
Men’s goalie has hands tied behind his back

Men still win going away
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156643 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 10:48 am to
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Boomers love to obsess over gender bathrooms and same gender sports while the country goes to complete shite.

Those are related things, btw.
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Yes, we all know women are not going to beat men in sporting events.

Do “we” all know that? I mean, I know that personally. And I feel like most people do/should. But when half the country pretends to not know that or can’t even agree on what a woman is, they have to be confronted in order to prevent your first statement from coming to fruition.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111525 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 10:57 am to
When I played tennis for lsu we played the women’s soccer team in soccer and smoked them
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20505 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:03 am to
I remember one time the Women’s basketball team at UGA came out to play pickup against us randoms at the student athletic center. They got killed.

That’s not to say they didn’t have some players that were better players than us. I remember talking with a chick who had one a NC at Baylor. They were more talented and skilled. But they couldn’t deal with the physicality and they got killed by being overwhelmed.

Actually what I’ve seen works best at least in pickup or intramural is having women point guards usually helps teams
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:04 am to
I'm old enough to remember the Ronda Rousey VS NFL linebacker discussion.
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
25553 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:05 am to
There was some dumbass in the Ted Lasso thread saying that men’s soccer is closer to women’s so the new season of the show should pretty good. Hopefully Ted lets the women’s team play an 8th grade boys team.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111525 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:06 am to
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I'm old enough to remember the Ronda Rousey VS NFL linebacker discussion.
Your boy, once again, was the voice of reason



It was ray rice vs Rousey
This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 11:07 am
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20505 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:06 am to
Core horny high school memory unlocked. I remember there was a smoking hot Latina girl whose dad was our freshman team coach. She was pretty tall and she always matched up against me when we played pickup. I firmly remember her posting me up by sticking her beautiful butt into my groin. And me just thinking “she can post up on me all day.”



Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:09 am to
When I was a freshman in college, my girlfriend was a scholarship volleyball and softball player. My roommate and I would play her and her best friend who was also a volleyball/softball player also, in volleyball. We had some great matches but we usually won.

They couldn’t out-jump us so we usually blocked a lot of their spikes, but they were so much better than us in digging and setting up.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21927 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 3:36 pm to
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Now, my son’s beer league hockey team could likely beat a D1 women’s hockey team. But those men know how to skate to begin with.


Zero chance they wouldn’t demolish them…unless they were all drunk.

Any dudes that actually play hockey even recreationally would demolish a women’s college team.
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1176 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:37 pm to
Same here. One guy in my fraternity was dating an lsu soccer player so our intramural soccer team scrimmaged them. It wasn’t fair.

In highschool my teammates hated scrimmaging the girls bc they played rougher than the guys they were used to. Lifelong soccer bros are pansies
Posted by Tdogg78
Member since Aug 2018
240 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:45 pm to
Hold the politicians responsible for doubling the national debt in last 12 years……..or scream about culture war shite?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16192 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:51 pm to
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doubling the national debt in last 12 years……..or scream about culture war shite?

Well, part of that debt is due to funding culture war shite both here and abroad.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74891 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 5:10 pm to
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Boomers love to obsess over gender bathrooms and same gender sports while the country goes to complete shite.


what?

Boomers… or just normal everyday people who aren’t chronically online on Reddit?
This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 5:13 pm
Posted by subotic
Member since Dec 2012
2827 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 6:12 pm to
Member when some folks said Ronda Rousey could beat up Ray Rice?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16192 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 6:14 pm to
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Ronda Rousey could beat up Ray Rice?

In a stand up boxing match? Of course not, we know he's excellent at punching women. But if she gets a joint, it would be over for Ray.
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