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Couple stuck together having relations in ocean

Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:02 pm
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28597 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:02 pm
I'm just gonna drop this gem here... then I'm going to hang up and listen.

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A couple having sex in the ocean off the Italian coast earlier this week reportedly became stuck together—"due to suction," according to the Local—and required a trip to the emergency room to be separated.

The couple somehow became locked together mid-sex off a mostly empty beach at Porto San Giorgio, according to Il Mattino. After briefly panicking, the couple fought their way back to shore and flagged down a woman, who passed them a towel.

A doctor was called to the beach but the job proved too tough, and the couple was taken to a local hospital. There, the woman was given "an injection commonly used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women," as Il Mattino put it, and the couple was finally free to go their separate ways.
This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 2:03 pm
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82362 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to
This happens to me all the time but suction has nothing to do with it
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13851 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to
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I didn't sea that one cumming.

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Her pussy is a stage 5 clinger.


This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to
I guess he stayed aroused the whole time

Or he found a gem of a bajingo
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21392 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:05 pm to
Shits tight.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
6704 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:06 pm to
I've heard pouring cold water on them will get them untied
Posted by Thug On A Rug
Member since Jun 2014
295 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:08 pm to
Resembling a chop stick, I guarantee I'll never run into that problem.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27230 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:09 pm to
From everything I've heard, sex in water is just bad news.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:24 pm to
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sex in water is just bad news.
It sounds like such a good idea on paper... but in practice, it's bad news.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:27 pm to
ocean sex sucks
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:35 pm to
It's not even enjoyable
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24884 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:39 pm to
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I guess he stayed aroused the whole time


Viagra.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:49 pm to
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It's not even enjoyable


nope and that includes pools
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:59 pm to
Congrats on the sex!!!
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:04 pm to
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Emergency room? I guess it was too serious for urchin care.




Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
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5913 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:53 pm to
I wonder how many times he released his children.
Posted by stegs_81
Baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
211 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:27 pm to
There is no ocean off the Italian coast. Story is bogus.
Posted by Need4Speed
Member since Aug 2014
428 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:51 pm to
But sex in the shower or hot tub seems so erotic?
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