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re: Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?

Posted on 10/17/25 at 3:55 pm to
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
588 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 3:55 pm to
If by fixing you mean nutting in her eye, sure.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

If by fixing you mean nutting in her eye, sure


pretty sure that’s what he meant
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103829 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 3:58 pm to
I’d try long enough to get in her pants then I’d run
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9377 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 4:52 pm to
She need to go work at La Taco for a dose of reality

Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
5769 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 5:53 pm to
Yeah. Maybe you go 0-2 on the “it’s them, not me” defense, but never 0-6.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
85373 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

"What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,"
The most woman thing she could have said
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
16088 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?


Best I can do is try to blow her back out.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:16 pm to
Not much. About to go to sleep in a little while
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8698 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:17 pm to
Her first (of four) husband feels the problem is her...

Who would have ever imagined that?


According to JLo's ex (NYPost)
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24650 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:19 pm to
Better days are behind her. Fifty six and still searching.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
8097 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:20 pm to
Selfish people like her is the reason we were kicked out of the Garden of Eden .
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2143 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:27 pm to
I just came here for the Jennifer Lopez Cartman hand puppet pic
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105158 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:29 pm to
If I wanted Affleck’s sloppy seconds, I would go after Jennifer Garner.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2143 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

that cooch has been through an assembly line,


I’m sure there are at least 13 trapped cave divers up there.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40311 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:39 pm to
I dont want her texting me randomly from different numbers for the next 2 years.

Very annoying...
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82357 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

I dont want her texting me randomly from different numbers for the next 2 years.


Get a burn phone.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40311 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:51 pm to
Count already knew the #.

Temporary lapse in judgment.

Never. Happen. Again.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18221 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:51 pm to
No. Not fixable.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1936 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:03 pm to
I can give her about 10 minutes of help
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18376 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 9:06 pm to
Don't want to fix. I just need about 30 seconds of her time
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