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Could a TV commercial like this one save Cortana Mall & make it the place to shop again?

Posted on 6/25/18 at 2:59 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 2:59 pm
Best Mall TV Commercial Ever?


It would at least keep the shootings down, IMO
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:00 pm to
i would avoid the place BECAUSE of that commercial
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:00 pm to
miley cyrus is doing backpack commercials now?
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:02 pm to
Nothing can save Cortana. I can't believe it's still hanging on by a thread. They should just convert it into some sort of warehouse/distribution center.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:04 pm to
I've seen better commercials shot in the Quad on a Tuesday
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:05 pm to
If it's a commercial for bulletproof vests, drugs, and prostitutes, then yes.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53973 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:07 pm to
Apparently no one who agreed to be in that commercial has a shred of dignity.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:08 pm to
Does the haircut person have her cheeks pierced? WNHI
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26119 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:10 pm to
Will have boots and pants and boots and pants stuck in my head for a good while though
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:11 pm to
Back pack girl would get it.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:19 pm to
This is what Cortana has become. Its now destined to become the mecca of the small start up church and technical colleges.

Cortana Mall Baton Rouge
Posted by GOON
Fantasy Land
Member since Mar 2008
7399 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:48 pm to
Honest question, when did Cortana Mall start circling the drain? I moved away from BR over 20 years ago and remember going to Cortana as a kid.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105178 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:51 pm to
It started the second Mall Of Louisiana opened around 1997-1998.

It just accelerated as the anchor stores like Service Merchandise and Mervyn’s died off.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Honest question, when did Cortana Mall start circling the drain? I moved away from BR over 20 years ago and remember going to Cortana as a kid.



Cortana was dead to me once Childrens Palace closed down.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by GOON
Fantasy Land
Member since Mar 2008
7399 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

It started the second Mall Of Louisiana opened around 1997-1998.


I was already gone by then.

When did Mama Bravo (Brava?) pizza close down? Loved that place as a kid.
This post was edited on 6/25/18 at 3:59 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 3:57 pm to
More like this one could save it


HOPPER’S! WHERE some KIDS GET BALLOONS!!!
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28974 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 4:05 pm to
Not a mall commercial but nothing will ever beat the Flea Market Montgomery commercials imo. LINK
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