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Controlling the stream

Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:41 pm
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
5880 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:41 pm
What do you baws do when you’re facing a toilet and start to pee but realize the stream is set to sprinkler instead of jet?

Do you let the next baw handle the damage or is there a trick to controlling?
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24000 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:42 pm to
The post sex dual stream can be very tricky….
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10047 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:45 pm to
Piss in a urinal, and aim at a sidewall, not the vertical part or the drain. Don't be like the dicks in my office that bypass available urinals to spray all over the floor in front of the crapper.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2334 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:49 pm to
Pinch, hold a moment, then release.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6459 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144471 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

you’re facing a toilet and start to pee but realize the stream is set to sprinkler instead of jet?
I have zero reference to what you're speaking on

So when you have to take a piss your dick changes the way it pisses? Huh
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24717 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

I have zero reference to what you're speaking on


You have never experienced split stream? Sometimes multiple streams. Or the hated “wide stream”?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14198 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:56 pm to
this is why I piss in the bathtub
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7557 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:56 pm to
I find gently twisting the head can alleviate the double shot
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2334 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

So when you have to take a piss your dick changes the way it pisses? Huh


Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31802 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:58 pm to
Seeing you’re an A&M fan, you should ask the next baw to watch and give you tips
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31802 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

The post sex dual stream can be very tricky….

OP isn’t having sex. Sounds like he’s jerking it at work
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144471 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

You have never experienced split stream? Sometimes multiple streams. Or the hated “wide stream”?
I mean the right after blowing a load out the duct work trying to piss with a semi, there is definitely been some abnormal piss stream, but other than that, no not that I can ever recall
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104316 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Seeing you’re an A&M fan, you should ask the next baw to watch and give you tips


He'll only have to ask for the tips.
Posted by BobbyGoulet
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
3724 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 1:12 pm to
Take a knee. Only if I’m at home
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69627 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 1:16 pm to
don’t be a dick. I clean up after myself like a civilized human being.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31813 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 3:56 pm to
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Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14375 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 4:00 pm to
quote:


What do you baws do when you’re facing a toilet and start to pee but realize the stream is set to sprinkler instead of jet?

Do you let the next baw handle the damage or is there a trick to controlling?


Depends on the territory.

If I am in hostile territory I cant risk cleaning up.

At my casa it depends on how nice the wife has been.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2795 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 4:01 pm to
These are the threads that keep me coming back.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66089 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 4:04 pm to
I just piss in the sink.
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