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Controlling the stream
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:41 pm
What do you baws do when you’re facing a toilet and start to pee but realize the stream is set to sprinkler instead of jet?
Do you let the next baw handle the damage or is there a trick to controlling?
Do you let the next baw handle the damage or is there a trick to controlling?
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:42 pm to fareplay
The post sex dual stream can be very tricky….
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:45 pm to fareplay
Piss in a urinal, and aim at a sidewall, not the vertical part or the drain. Don't be like the dicks in my office that bypass available urinals to spray all over the floor in front of the crapper.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:49 pm to fareplay
Pinch, hold a moment, then release.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:55 pm to fareplay
quote:I have zero reference to what you're speaking on
you’re facing a toilet and start to pee but realize the stream is set to sprinkler instead of jet?
So when you have to take a piss your dick changes the way it pisses? Huh
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:56 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
I have zero reference to what you're speaking on
You have never experienced split stream? Sometimes multiple streams. Or the hated “wide stream”?
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:56 pm to fareplay
this is why I piss in the bathtub
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:56 pm to fareplay
I find gently twisting the head can alleviate the double shot
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:57 pm to SuperSaint
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So when you have to take a piss your dick changes the way it pisses? Huh

Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:58 pm to fareplay
Seeing you’re an A&M fan, you should ask the next baw to watch and give you tips
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:59 pm to Clark14
quote:
The post sex dual stream can be very tricky….
OP isn’t having sex. Sounds like he’s jerking it at work
Posted on 3/10/25 at 12:59 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:I mean the right after blowing a load out the duct work trying to piss with a semi, there is definitely been some abnormal piss stream, but other than that, no not that I can ever recall
You have never experienced split stream? Sometimes multiple streams. Or the hated “wide stream”?
Posted on 3/10/25 at 1:11 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
Seeing you’re an A&M fan, you should ask the next baw to watch and give you tips
He'll only have to ask for the tips.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 1:12 pm to fareplay
Take a knee. Only if I’m at home
Posted on 3/10/25 at 1:16 pm to fareplay
don’t be a dick. I clean up after myself like a civilized human being.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 4:00 pm to fareplay
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What do you baws do when you’re facing a toilet and start to pee but realize the stream is set to sprinkler instead of jet?
Do you let the next baw handle the damage or is there a trick to controlling?
Depends on the territory.
If I am in hostile territory I cant risk cleaning up.
At my casa it depends on how nice the wife has been.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 4:01 pm to fareplay
These are the threads that keep me coming back.
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