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Colonoscopy....3 hour drive on same day?

Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:54 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:54 pm
So, I mixed up my dates and I have my first ever colonoscopy scheduled for this Tuesday instead of the next. Good thing is I already asked off of work. Bad thing is that I planned on driving into Baton Rouge that day from Monroe. I’m sure I’ll get the usual low hanging fruit, non funny comments about getting a long black tube up my butt, but for those of ya’ll that have had the procedure, can I still plan on driving in that evening or just plan for the next day? I guess I can just wait and see how it goes but trying to plan accordingly. Thanks!!
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:54 pm to
You’ll be too sleepy from the drugs. Seriously.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:55 pm to
You won't be driving for several hours after the procedure, probably plan on the next day.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:55 pm to
You'll shite yourself on the way there and fall asleep on the way back (and possibly shite yourself again).
Posted by Mrslv
Denham Springs
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:56 pm to
Next day
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30228 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:57 pm to
I kinda figured that. Waiting one day really doesn’t change much for me so I guess I’ll plan on that. I do have to pick up a couple of pecan pies that day though.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:57 pm to
Next day.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:57 pm to
You'll be told not to drive for 24 hours after procedure.

The 12 hours before, you'll be sitting on a toilet.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30228 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:57 pm to
I hear the prep is the worst part. Picked up my kit from the pharmacy last night. Not looking forward to this.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:58 pm to
It is actually illegal to drive same day
Posted by glaceau
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Posted on 11/19/17 at 1:59 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/19/17 at 2:05 pm
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:00 pm to
Just get a hotel and Uber it. I wouldn't plan on driving 3-4 hours
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30228 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

illegal to drive same day



Seriously? Well then, I’m definitely driving the next day.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:02 pm to
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Not looking forward to this.

FWIW it's not that bad man. I did mine at 40 due to family history
Posted by Big Chipper
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2008
2765 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

I hear the prep is the worst part. Picked up my kit from the pharmacy last night. Not looking forward to this.
Just did this last month...the first few glasses weren't too bad. By mid point, I was sneaking sips of bourbon to cut the taste. By the end I was wretching. I put two packs of crystal lite in it too. Don't venture too far from the bathroom once you start.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30228 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

FWIW it's not that bad man. I did mine at 40 due to family history


Same here, I’m 41. I’ve been putting it off though but I have a family history of polyps too.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69045 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:04 pm to
How come in the US we still insist on sticking outdated oversized cameras up assholes, when Asians just swallow a camera pill?

Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47332 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
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. I do have to pick up a couple of pecan pies that day though.


Get someone else to do that for you or pick them up when you have someone driving you home from the procedure. I assume you have someone to take you and bring you home. They won't let you drive yourself when it's done.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
Propofal is good stuff. They won't let you drive after but within a couple of hours of getting home I've been working and later in the day driving. I've had several as colon cancer is in my family. My tip is to schedule it first thing in the morning and start your prep a couple hours early the day before so you can actually get a decent nights sleep.

Who is your gastroenterologist?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30228 posts
Posted on 11/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Just get a hotel and Uber it. I wouldn't plan on driving 3-4 hours


What? The procedure is in West Monroe and I now live there. I don’t need a hotel.
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