re: college nicknames

tell us more about crack whore please?

Mark .5 (last name started with a G)

Dude was always skimping on grams

We had a bunch, but my favorite was T-Rex. When our buddy started getting close to blacking out, he would hold his arms in and back just like a t-rex. We would always joke that the "t-rex" was knocking on the cage when he got close.

In grade school, my friend and I nicknamed this girl the Jewish pirate because she wore a prescription eyepatch and had a Jewish last name. Sometimes I wonder where this girl is today.

Snack bar
Pee Wee
Bosco
Champ
Speckle nuts
POOKIE
FUZZ E
GARGAMEL

Better yet, who knows someone in their 40s that still goes by the college nickname?
I've me one of these and he was exactly like you'd imagine.

Played rugby at LSU in the late 90s with a guy we called Gigantor.

He was like 5'7", 120 lbs.

There was also a guy named English Bob who was decidedly not English.

Then there was a guy called Sperm who went to SLU but was always couch surfing in BR. Sperm did not play rugby. He used a clay pigeon thrower to launch frozen hamburger patties into the deaf school football field.

That's all I got.

They called me Lettuce.

Had a good friend we called Fatty.

Then there was Cruise Chris.

Lastly, my good buddy was called Round Bale.

made straight A's, they called me Ace

made B's junior year, they called me Buzz

I have a friend nicknamed Shitty. He was introduced to me as Shitty. His family called him Shitty. I knew that dude for 5 years before I discovered his real name is Jimmy.