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re: CNN contributor pulled out his pecker during a Zoom call

Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13165 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:10 pm to
Great gif from one of my favorite movies.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
9961 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

hell yes

Jeff Toobin is a huge piece of shite
So.. you're saying karma, he deserved it, and the like?


Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15350 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:17 pm to
Hey retard try exiting the application before you whip it out
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15350 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I remembered I was on the call but thankfully my camera was off.
So if 1) you didn’t think you were on the call, and 2) if your camera was off, why wouldn’t you just get up and go like a normal person?
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2032 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:22 pm to
You hate to see it.

His dick, I mean. I love the part where he's suspended.
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:22 pm to
Hilariously ironic 2018 headline about Toobin:

How Small a Man Is Jeffrey Toobin
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:26 pm to
There is no coming back from this one..

You pull the tailpipe out and start giving it gas while unaware people can still see you on zoom.. People will not take you serious anymore..
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51613 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:30 pm to
Updated article

quote:

Two people who were on the call told Motherboard separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC. 

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.



This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 4:32 pm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12429 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:32 pm to
If they had to zoom to see it, the suspension will likely be short.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54130 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

election simulation

Or was it an erection stimulation? Maybe he just misunderstood.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51613 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Or was it an erection stimulation? Maybe he just misunderstood.


+1
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call


It was with Russell, from r/DirtyPenPals.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119174 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

He thought he wasn't on camera. I know, 100%, for a FACT that I'm not on camera when I'm on a call with a co-worker or friend. Still never pulled my pecker out.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:45 pm to
He was looking at porn on his phone while the zoom call was on his computer and needed a release
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39128 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:47 pm to
None of this actually happened. It was clearly Russia trying to influence the erection.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

I love the part where he's suspended.



People get fired for looking at porn at work.. I would have thought for sure that would have gotten him fired.
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7017 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:07 pm to
was on a Zoom call last week for work and during the call, I had to pee and couldn't wait until the end. So I stood up, in front of my computer, grabbed an empty bottle nearby, and pulled my dick out to pee in it. Mid stream, I remembered I was on the call but thankfully my camera was off. Forgot I wasn't on camera and it was just audio for me but seeing everyone else's faces while standing in front of my computer pissing in an empty Aquafina water bottle gave me a panic attack for a second or two until I remembered my camera was off.

True story.

Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43337 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

People get fired for looking at porn at work.. I would have thought for sure that would have gotten him fired.



This is different.

Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:25 pm to
He must be on amphetamines or cocaine to take that risk.
This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 6:26 pm
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15315 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

was on a Zoom call last week for work and during the call, I had to pee and couldn't wait until the end. So I stood up, in front of my computer, grabbed an empty bottle nearby, and pulled my dick out to pee in it. Mid stream, I remembered I was on the call but thankfully my camera was off. Forgot I wasn't on camera and it was just audio for me but seeing everyone else's faces while standing in front of my computer pissing in an empty Aquafina water bottle gave me a panic attack for a second or two until I remembered my camera was off.


Wtf dude. Why not be a normal person and take a minute to walk down the hall and pee.
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