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re: CNN contributor pulled out his pecker during a Zoom call

Posted on 10/19/20 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62985 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

I was on a Zoom call last week for work and during the call, I had to pee and couldn't wait until the end. So I stood up, in front of my computer, grabbed an empty bottle nearby, and pulled my dick out to pee in it. Mid stream, I remembered I was on the call but thankfully my camera was off. Forgot I wasn't on camera and it was just audio for me but seeing everyone else's faces while standing in front of my computer pissing in an empty Aquafina water bottle gave me a panic attack for a second or two until I remembered my camera was off.


It's seems you have been given a pass for this weird shite, and I won't stand for it.

WTF man.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20272 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 2:59 pm to



To the Fark board!
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

CNN contributor pulled out his pecker during a Zoom call


quote:

CNN contributor


quote:

CNN


Probably a breakdown caused by TDS.

CNN has insisted that "it was a mostly appropriate zoom call".

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:00 pm to
And this as he posted the below in a thread about the hardest decision he's made...

quote:

The decision to go into business for myself and give up a regular paycheck. At first, it was fantastic but a year later, I'm having lots of ups and downs. Some months I'm on top of the world then other months I barely break even. Sticking it out with my eye on the long term, though.


Good Lord.
This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 3:19 pm
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56271 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:10 pm to
I figure he has enough stroke to extend his career, if he lasts long enough
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38763 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

he had an affair, allegedly tried to force his mistress to get an abortion and denied responsibility for the kid

his "mistress" was the teenaged daughter of one of his colleagues
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27356 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:16 pm to
Tooobin'... on a Sunday afternoon!
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

his "mistress" was the teenaged daughter of one of his colleagues


Jesus.

It's crazy how this dude gets on his moral high horse when talking about Trump with that kind of personal life
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7003 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

is he with the blue team or the red team....this matters
It doesn't matter but Toobin is disliked by all decent people and many indecent people. Media moguls seem to love Toobin though.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79191 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

his "mistress" was the teenaged daughter of one of his colleagues



Think she was in her 20s when they started and 34 when she had the kid

But certainly correct that he had an affair with his colleague's daughter and then treated her like garbage
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25343 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

CNN contributor pulled out his pecker during a Zoom call



According to CNN, the call was mostly peaceful.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81622 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

pissing in an empty Aquafina water bottle


quote:

True story.
Nope. I know this is false, because I tried it. Had you actually tried it, you would be telling a lot more of the story.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3155 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:30 pm to
Definitely a microagression
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:33 pm to
He's on CNN.
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

No doubt that he was jerking it to some woman that was on the call. Freaking perv


He was probably jerking it to a dude.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43335 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Nope. I know this is false, because I tried it. Had you actually tried it, you would be telling a lot more of the story.



Most of us have dicks that aren't small enough to actually stick in the bottle opening all the way.

Sorry for your micropenis.

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81622 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Most of us have dicks that aren't small enough to actually stick in the bottle opening all the way.
You identified part of the problem.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39112 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:46 pm to
This hole event has been hard-on him and his family. At least he won't be fired. He has the stroke to overcome this.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20444 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:53 pm to
To even have the gaul to jerk off during a video conference that’s one way would be fireable imo. This is also why I have tape over my camera, not that I’m worried about this happening. But so that I know it can’t ever happen.
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