re: Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came & spiked his Cortisol levels

I ran it through chatGPT:

“Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels ??”
Translation:
“A guy named Clavicular was in the middle of acting like a clown / seeking attention (in a sexualized or ironic way) when a group of women showed up and stressed him out.”

What the words mean:
Clavicular – probably a username or nickname, not a real descriptor.
mid – mediocre / average.
jestergooning – a mashup of:
jestermaxxing (acting goofy or clownish for attention, usually female validation)
gooning (porn-brain, compulsive sexual arousal)
? basically: humiliating yourself online for attention + horny brain.
Foids – derogatory incel slang for women (“femoids”).
spiked his cortisol levels – made him stressed, anxious, or intimidated.

So it’s mocking a guy for falling apart when women showed up.

Sentence 2:
“Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?”
Translation:
“Is it better to ignore women and instead flex on other men, rather than pretending to be a high-status ‘Chad’ to attract women at a club?”
Word breakdown:
Ignoring the Foids – not paying attention to women.
munting – humiliating, insulting, or verbally destroying someone.
mogging – physically or socially outclassing someone.
Moids – derogatory slang for men.
SMV – Sexual Market Value.
chadfishing – pretending to be a hyper-attractive, confident ‘Chad’ to get attention.
in the club – literal club / nightlife context.

NYP: ‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular gets brutally mogged by studly Florida judge during court appearance

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Controversial “Manosphere” influencer Clavicular, whose real name is Braden Peters, was outshone by an unlikely figure during a recent court hearing over charges for shooting at what appeared to be a dead alligator in the Florida Everglades earlier this year.

Peters, 20, who rose to online fame for popularizing the “looksmaxxing” movement, waltzed into Miami-Dade County Criminal Court ready to battle the misdemeanor charge Friday – but likely found the biggest threat in the room came in the form of a studly, “framemogging” judge.

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Photos of Miami-Dade County Criminal Court Judge Marcus Bach-Armas’ perfectly-groomed and symmetrical face have dominated social media since the Friday court hearing.

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“My favorite part of my good friend, Judge Bach-Armas going viral is that: 1) People are seeing this guy is an absolute stud. 2) Folks can look into his background and see he is a proud Miamian (Jewish & Cuban heritage) and someone who gives back and shows up through his commitment to education in underserved communities,”

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Clavicular was midjestergooning when he got judgemogged while pleamaxxing, resulting in a massive aura loss and a lethal cortisol spike

Lol...Judge had to have been picked on purpose...by man or by God.

I feel like people under 25 speak an entirely different language than I do. I struggle to communicate with them.

Having a hyphenated last name is soymaxxing


Was the judge born out of wedlock? Embarrassing

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Lol...Judge had to have been picked on purpose...by man or by God.

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Absolutely.

Gen Z parents did a really bang up job.

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Clavicular is bussymaxxing now. Got picked up on 2 felonies and a misdemeanor.

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And bro got mogged by the looksmaxxing judge during his case

ETA: damn, I see this was already covered

has anyone mentioned that Clavicular pounds his cheekbone with something to break it and thus sculpt it as part of his looksmaxxing? There are videos of him tapping or hitting something on his cheeks to get the look.