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re: Chuck Norris has died

Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:42 am to
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
37865 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:42 am to
quote:

You were a better troll when you were addicted to meth


100%

now he is like a bougie little bitch who preaches at everyone else

I miss the Supersaint that told stories about spending last night in jail, not the bougie arse Supersaint that lives in silicon valley
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4933 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:44 am to
Thank you Chuck for all the childhood memories
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13985 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:45 am to
Death is out there running scared
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
171952 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:46 am to
Reunited with Trivette and CD
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5708 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:48 am to
Very sad that he won't get to see the completion of his 35th consecutive perfect bracket.

RIP American Legend. Chuckspeed.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23209 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:50 am to
How in the frick are we supposed to live in a world without Chuck Norris?
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18456 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:52 am to
If death can get Chuck Norris, what chance do the rest of us have?
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
5126 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:55 am to
I like to imagine the first thing he did upon arriving to heaven was find Bruce Lee and challenge him to a sparring match.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102405 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:56 am to
Damn RIP


For someone who kept in such great shape I figured he would live well into his 90s
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21168 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:58 am to
That sucks. RIP to the legend
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10503 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:00 am to
This is sad. There was just a video of him sparring earlier this month that was just posted when he was first hospitalized and unsure on how serious the issue was.

Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60042 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:01 am to
RIP Legend
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29384 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:01 am to
CRAZY STORY

During a mild drought back in 2011, Chuck and Gena’s son-in-law Chris, their handy ranch foreman, decided to drill a few extra wells on the backend of Lone Wolf. On his third attempt, he nicked an aquifer

Unbeknownst to everyone, the Norrises owned the rights to a natural bounty

Soon they hired a hydrogeologist to run tests. He estimated it would take a drought hundreds of years long to drain their aquifer completely; the liquid bubbling below their feet, he explained, dated back to the last Ice Age, filtering through millennia-old volcanic rock and clay on its way up. It was some of the smoothest water he’d ever seen, anywhere in the world.

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Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32691 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:03 am to
The Grim Reaper is about to get roundhouse kicked.

RIP
Posted by PTLSU
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2012
1868 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:04 am to
God stepped down from his position when Chuck Norris entered heaven.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
4959 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:05 am to
Dang. These reminders of getting old sucks.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10354 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:06 am to
Wow, very sad and RIP
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5284 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Chuck and Gena’s son-in-law Chris, their handy ranch foreman,



That sounds exactly like the plotline of Yellowstone, except change the names to Dutton and Rip .
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36266 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:08 am to
Can you imagine how scared St. Peter was when he heard the news?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15243 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:09 am to
Hopefully he and Bruce Lee are mixing it up in paradise. RIP to a legendary badass.
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