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re: Chuck Norris doesn’t get hospitalized, the hospital gets Chuck Norrised
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:46 pm to boxcarbarney
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:46 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:52 pm to Roscoe14
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a password. Websites ask him for permission.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:54 pm to boxcarbarney
The Covid Vaccine does not get Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gets the Covid Vaccine
Posted on 3/19/26 at 7:51 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake containing a stripper.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 7:52 pm to boxcarbarney
When chuck Norris talks......EF hutton listens.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 7:53 pm to boxcarbarney
When Chuck Norris became of age and left home to make his place in the world he told his dad “You’re the man of the house now.”
Posted on 3/19/26 at 7:54 pm to boxcarbarney
That poor hospital.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:01 pm to boxcarbarney
When you ask Chuck Norris what time is it? He always responds “2 seconds til.” When you ask 2 seconds til what? He roundhouse kicks you in the face!
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:06 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 9:18 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris was born May,6 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered May,7 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:03 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:04 pm to boxcarbarney
He will live forever in the annals of WoW Barrens chat.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:09 pm to Volvagia
Jesus once asked Chuck Norris for his autograph.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:28 pm to Klingler7
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep
He waits.
He waits.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 11:17 pm to Raoul Stimulato
May tSpirits of Noble Willingham and Clarence Gilyard watch over our beloved ranger and help him back to full health.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 11:25 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:18 am to forkedintheroad
How do they even type and cross for a blood match when chuck norris doesn't bleed?
—-doesn’t matter bc the needle will be unable to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin
—-doesn’t matter bc the needle will be unable to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:23 am to boxcarbarney
What condition is the hospital in?
Posted on 3/20/26 at 8:13 am to TheBaker
Chuck Norris’s ambulance broke down on the way to the hospital after his medical emergency.
He had to carry it the rest of the way.
He had to carry it the rest of the way.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 11:13 am to REB BEER
RIP Chuck
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