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re: Chick Sells Her Virginity For $2.5 Million to a businessman from Hong Kong (NSFW)
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:47 am to tke857
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:47 am to tke857
This is brilliant. A prostitute pretending that she is a virgin for one big payday rather than just being the regular prostitute she is and having to having to have sex with 5000 men at $500 a pop.
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Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:47 am to BabyTac
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I'd rather pay to have sex with a pornstar than somebody who has no idea what they're doing.
This is true.
First time for chicks isn't that great for them most of the time (painful) and she certainly won't know what she's doing.
Hopefully she's been dildoing herself.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:47 am to upgrayedd
This ain't her first rodeo.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:48 am to tke857
That's expensive. For $2.5 million, even the most homophobic OT posters would have let him take theirs.
This post was edited on 4/5/17 at 10:49 am
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:48 am to tke857
king kong played ping pong with his ding dong in hong kong for less than that
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:49 am to tke857
The only way I'd pay $2.5 mil for a virgin is if it would restore my youth; Then I'd be bathing in her blood, a la Elisabet Bathory, not fricking her.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:50 am to elposter
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This is brilliant. A prostitute pretending that she is a virgin for one big payday rather than just being the regular prostitute she is and having to having to have sex with 5000 men at $500 a pop.
I have to agree.
She can invest that $2.5 million and will probably make that $500 almost every day without doing a thing.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:51 am to tke857
I tried this once. Had zero takers. Ended up having to pay someone to take it from me.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:53 am to elposter
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A prostitute pretending that she is a virgin for one big payday rather than just being the regular prostitute she is and having to having to have sex with 5000 men at $500 a pop.
She is an innovator.
Seriously, how can you even get proof someone is a virgin?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:53 am to TheCaterpillar
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First time for chicks isn't that great for them most of the time (painful) and she certainly won't know what she's doing.
Hopefully she's been dildoing herself.
She's gonna bang an Asian guy. It won't be painful for her at all.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:54 am to OweO
Are you serious?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:54 am to OweO
quote:Ummm...there are ways.
She is an innovator.
Seriously, how can you even get proof someone is a virgin?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:54 am to OweO
Medical exam with an intact hymen.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:55 am to tke857
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:56 am to Scruffy
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Ummm...there are ways.
Yeah, I know there are ways, but I am talking about before someone decides to bid $2.5 million.
Is there a certified virgin pussy certificate?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:57 am to Displaced
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Medical exam with an intact hymen.
But did she provide this?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:57 am to tke857
At least 10k of those proceeds needs to go to tits.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:57 am to tke857
1. Go to your local SEC school's summer orientation/first week of class
2. Hangout downtown
3. Meet freshmen girls
4. ?????
5. Profit
2. Hangout downtown
3. Meet freshmen girls
4. ?????
5. Profit
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:58 am to OweO
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Seriously, how can you even get proof someone is a virgin?
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Yeah, I know there are ways
Good god Wheels
Hang it up and log back on tomorrow and start over.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:00 am to OweO
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Seriously, how can you even get proof someone is a virgin?
Well, you just gave proof that you are one.
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