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Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:03 pm to BeerMoney
So the bartender looks at the horse and says "why the long face?"
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:07 pm to Displaced
Because he still hasn't paid her the money? 
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:11 pm to crispyUGA
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Then I'd be bathing in her blood, a la Elisabet Bathory, not fricking her.
If done right, you might be able to do both.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:13 pm to Rize
He's just gonna sell her to someone else.
This has sex trade slave written all over it
This has sex trade slave written all over it
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:24 pm to tke857
She should go to prison for prostitution. Why can't she just get drunk and plowed for 90 disappointing seconds in the backseat of an Impala, like a normal girl?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:49 pm to tke857
Either this story is really really old or this broad stole this idea from somebody else.
And if this is a different story then coincidently both virginities were bought by Asian men. No surprise really. M
And if this is a different story then coincidently both virginities were bought by Asian men. No surprise really. M
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:50 pm to The Boat
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Either this story is really really old or this broad stole this idea from somebody else.
yep, this, or something very similar was on here a few years ago
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:05 pm to 777Tiger
he is asian... so after banging her, he will claim she wasnt a virgin and get most of his money back
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:35 pm to tke857
Dude just got scammed
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:41 pm to tke857
she strikes me as an anal doesn't count kind of person.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:43 pm to tke857
they both got fricked then
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:55 pm to shotcaller1
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And some poor shmuck will still marry her
Most guys end up marrying a chick who lost her virginity to a stranger who raw dogged her while they were hammered...or in some similar situation. Is losing it to a stranger while practicing safe sex and getting paid 2.5 million worse?
Of course it would be nice to marry a virgin but that ain't happening so I would MUCH prefer a chick who lost her virginity this way, assuming she still had some of the money, over really any other way I could think of. Also, while she is technically a hooker she isn't a slut if she is a virgin at 18 and would you rather marry a woman who got paid for sex on one occasion when she was 18 or a woman who fricked a few different random frat dudes.
How did your wife lose her virginity and how many dudes had she been with before you and how long was she with them? Unless she was a virgin I would bet she has been plowed hundreds of times, if she ever had even one long term relationship that is a fact. If she never had a long term relationship that means she was plowed by multiple guys for a fact. I am not calling you a shmuck but by calling the dude who marries her one you actually are calling yourself one, actually you would be whatever is worse than a shmuck. Unless you married a virgin of course...
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:01 pm to crispyUGA
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a la Elisabet Bathory
You know how crazy chicks are the best in bed? Well she had to have been greatest frick in the history of the world, could you even imagine how freaky fun she would be??? My God!
Of course after she made you cum like a baby gorilla she would kill you and drink your blood but it just might be worth it!
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:19 pm to lsu480
2.5 to sleep with a girl that looks like she used to be a teenage boy.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:23 pm to Malik Agar
jesus her feet have ebola
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:35 pm to BabyTac
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I'd rather pay to have sex with a pornstar than somebody who has no idea what they're doing.
Agree.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:43 pm to upgrayedd
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Yeah, I want to pay 2.5 mil for a chick that doesn't know her way around a dick
From the looks of things, she easily knows her way around dick. I bet she has been blowing guys for $100 bucks for years.
Guy has the money and everyone has their different fetishes. So why would she be ok to have fricked a drunk frat boy her first time? At least one of these will be experienced.
It's just fricking.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:50 pm to shotcaller1
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And some poor shmuck will still marry her
He may be a schmuck but he won't be poor anymore.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:54 pm to tke857
$2.5 million? Nah.....bout tree fiddy.
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