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Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:02 am to tke857
gotta figure that those pics are her made up, shopped up, to make her look the best that she thinks she possibly can, and yet just a whole lot of meh, on the other hand, $2.5mil is probably chink change, I mean chump change for the Chinaman and he's just doing it to have a little fun, and of course, as a wise man once told me, you're not paying a hooker for secks, you're paying for her to leave afterwards
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:02 am to tke857
Isn't this like the uncertainty principle? By measuring the results you change the outcome?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:03 am to Malik Agar
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She's gonna bang an Asian guy. It won't be painful for her at all.
Did not even think about that
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:04 am to Jorts R Us
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Hymens break in ballet
tampons can do it too
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:09 am to Displaced
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Roses are red, violets are black
Why is her chest as flat as her back?
She looks like a ho,
Now we know that fo'sho...
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:11 am to shotcaller1
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And some poor shmuck will still marry her
frick I would, $2,500,000 in the bank and that pussy ain't been stretched out with an Asian wang.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:12 am to BlueWaffleHouse
2.5 million. He's going to expect to raw dog it.
High chance shell get an std.
High chance shell get an std.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:17 am to tke857
Get labelled a whore right out of the gate. Good thinking.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:18 am to tke857
Now she can afford a good nose job and some cans
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:22 am to CHEDBALLZ
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frick I would, $2,500,000 in the bank and that pussy ain't been stretched out with an Asian wang.
High maintenance hooker who thinks her shite don't stink and will no doubt not only cheat on you, but blame you for it and try to destroy your life?
You're insane. No pussy is worth that. No money is either.

Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:25 am to Displaced
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Medical exam with an intact hymen.
Common myth:
LINK
"Female virginity cannot be measured or proven from a physical examination or test. A medical professional, friend, partner, or family member cannot “see” a woman’s virginity. Female virginity is NOT a tangible entity."
"Participating in sports like cycling, horseback riding, or gymnastics can cause hymenal tears. There are also other things that may cause the hymen to tear: the insertion of a tampon, the insertion of a speculum during a gynecological exam, the insertion of fingers, and masturbation. Therefore, whether or not a woman’s hymen is “intact” cannot be physical proof of whether or not she has engaged in penis-vagina sex."
This post was edited on 4/5/17 at 11:26 am
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:32 am to Reservoir dawg
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Dad will be proud.
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Dad will be
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Dad will
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Dad
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:43 am to tke857
If she is banging an Asian, that means technically she'll still be a virgin.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:46 am to tke857
Him: Would you sleep with me for $2.5M?
Her: Yes.
Him: Would you sleep with me for $1?
Her: No! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Him: We have already established that. We're just negotiating the price!!!
Her: Yes.
Him: Would you sleep with me for $1?
Her: No! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Him: We have already established that. We're just negotiating the price!!!
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:50 am to tke857
i'm not buying the fact that she's a virgin
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