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re: CDC says a six foot jackoff radius or sex through clothes is monkeypox approved

Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164210 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:36 pm to
Is back to back still ok?
This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 12:37 pm
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Is back to back still ok?


Sure, instead of "69", give 'em the old "96"
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11303 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:43 pm to
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Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear,


So when this passes they can go back to not washing their hands or fetish gear. Good to know.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by landmanner
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
3200 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:45 pm to
Talk about mess up my weekend plans.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108571 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:50 pm to
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Sure, instead of "69", give 'em the old "96"


Is that where you turn around and fart on each other’s heads?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:52 pm to

I'm more in favor of the ol' 138.
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5246 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:53 pm to
I was certain this was going to be a Bee article lol wow what a world were living in.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57708 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:55 pm to
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I was certain this was going to be a Bee article lol wow what a world were living in.


Biden admin is bringing Sodom and Gomorrah to the US.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48415 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:00 pm to
"It's not a 'boat',Yahweh, it's an Ark!"

-- Noah
Posted by furrydogs
USA
Member since Oct 2007
448 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:06 pm to
I'll pile on to this disturbing thread with a piece from the WSJ:

quote:

Among 291 men surveyed, 40% reported that they had two to four partners and 14% reported five to nine partners in the three weeks before developing monkeypox, according to the report. About 19% reported 10 or more partners during that period, the CDC said Friday.

And among 86 men who reported information, 28% said they had had group sex, which is defined as sex with more than two people, at a festival, group sex event or sex party, based on the report. The research was conducted from May 17 through July 22.


I feel like I am completely out of the loop on this "lifestyle".
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49441 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:10 pm to
This is what dems approve and vote for.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37544 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:11 pm to
What the frick?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37544 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:12 pm to
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Is six feet social distancing or the official radius of someone's cum circle? The CDC needs to lay down some hard guidelines, this shite is too confusing.


It’s a distance people can visualize. It’s approximately the length of a person. That’s why they used it. Seriously. No scientific evidence, no research, simply people can estimate it.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166326 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29254 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:15 pm to
What if you can throw rope over 6 ft?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19361 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:15 pm to
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Mostly?


He means 99%

It really is a gay related immune disease

Or GRID
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17023 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:16 pm to
As of course, there are lots of people that are gonna blindly think this is really informative and smart information
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68320 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:19 pm to
I really thought this was going to be a joke.

Why 6 feet? Because it's already printed on the flyers for covid?
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