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reverendotis
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the jawbone of an ass
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CDC says a six foot jackoff radius or sex through clothes is monkeypox approved

I hate this wretched world and all who inhabit it.

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"Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash," the CDC recommends. "Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex."

"Consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash is present, reducing as much skin-to-skin contact as possible. If the rash is confined to the genitals or anus, condoms may help; however, condoms alone are likely not enough to prevent monkeypox."



And shoot off in opposite directions, they left that out.


Ingeniero
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Member since Dec 2013
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"Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash," the CDC recommends. "Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex."




OldCat55
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418 posts

6 feet = low pressure


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Saint Alfonzo
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Member since Jan 2019
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Is six feet social distancing or the official radius of someone's cum circle? The CDC needs to lay down some hard guidelines, this shite is too confusing.


RealDawg
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Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
5683 posts

Highly underestimating my shooting range.

:unclericomeme

Looking up “fetish gear” versus “sex toys” on CDC Wiki.

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fr33manator
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Consider having sex with your clothes on



Does this mean wearing a pajama suit and just sticking your Dick through the hole?


Sabans straw hat
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Member since May 2022
181 posts

Thought this was the bee. JFC


bad93ex
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Spaces like back rooms, saunas, sex clubs, or private and public sex parties where intimate, often anonymous sexual contact with multiple partners occurs—are more likely to spread monkeypox.


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TigerFred
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This is the reality that these nuts want us to embrace.



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TDsngumbo
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When do we start shaming these dickheads for going out in public, spreading this to me and my kids? Selfish fricks.


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bbap
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I'm having a tough time processing what i just read. Good God.


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Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
71426 posts

I know I'm a broken record

But your parents died alone in ICU and your kids couldn't go to school for 18 months so that the men in leather can continue to have orgies in dungeons at public nightclubs

nobody said social justice was easy, it has to be this way


OMLandshark
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No fricking way that isn’t the Bee.



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Freight Joker
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Thought this was the bee. JFC


Hell half of their content is more believable than this.


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Koach K
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Member since Nov 2016
2931 posts

They spew this tripe so we are distracted while they load the gold bars onto trucks owned by their bros. Look kids….a squirrel!
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reverendotis
LSU Fan
the jawbone of an ass
Member since Nov 2007
4662 posts

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Does this mean wearing a pajama suit and just sticking your Dick through the hole?


No.

In context of monkeypox being due mostly to buttfricking, one guy wears one of those dump flap pajama things the right way and the other wears his backwards.


tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
8764 posts

I don’t understand anything about the homosexual lifestyle or want to.


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White Bear
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9595 posts

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When do we start shaming these dickheads for going out in public, spreading this to me and my kids? Selfish fricks.
That’s a hate crime bro.


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foosball
TCU Fan
Member since Nov 2021
415 posts

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monkeypox being due mostly to buttfricking


Mostly?


jnethe1
LSU Fan
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
12124 posts

Man this is so disgusting and disturbing.

This is what happens when democrats get control.


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