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CDC says a six foot jackoff radius or sex through clothes is monkeypox approved
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:16 pm
I hate this wretched world and all who inhabit it.
And shoot off in opposite directions, they left that out.
quote:
"Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash," the CDC recommends. "Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex."
"Consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash is present, reducing as much skin-to-skin contact as possible. If the rash is confined to the genitals or anus, condoms may help; however, condoms alone are likely not enough to prevent monkeypox."
And shoot off in opposite directions, they left that out.
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:18 pm to reverendotis
quote:
"Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash," the CDC recommends. "Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex."
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:18 pm to reverendotis
6 feet = low pressure
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:21 pm to reverendotis
Is six feet social distancing or the official radius of someone's cum circle? The CDC needs to lay down some hard guidelines, this shite is too confusing.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:22 pm to reverendotis
Highly underestimating my shooting range.
:unclericomeme
Looking up “fetish gear” versus “sex toys” on CDC Wiki.
:unclericomeme
Looking up “fetish gear” versus “sex toys” on CDC Wiki.
This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:22 pm to reverendotis
quote:
Consider having sex with your clothes on
Does this mean wearing a pajama suit and just sticking your Dick through the hole?
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:23 pm to reverendotis
Thought this was the bee. JFC
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:23 pm to reverendotis
quote:
Spaces like back rooms, saunas, sex clubs, or private and public sex parties where intimate, often anonymous sexual contact with multiple partners occurs—are more likely to spread monkeypox.
This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:26 pm to reverendotis
This is the reality that these nuts want us to embrace.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:27 pm to reverendotis
When do we start shaming these dickheads for going out in public, spreading this to me and my kids? Selfish fricks.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:28 pm to reverendotis
I'm having a tough time processing what i just read. Good God.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:30 pm to TDsngumbo
I know I'm a broken record
But your parents died alone in ICU and your kids couldn't go to school for 18 months so that the men in leather can continue to have orgies in dungeons at public nightclubs
nobody said social justice was easy, it has to be this way
But your parents died alone in ICU and your kids couldn't go to school for 18 months so that the men in leather can continue to have orgies in dungeons at public nightclubs
nobody said social justice was easy, it has to be this way
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:30 pm to reverendotis
No fricking way that isn’t the Bee.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:32 pm to Sabans straw hat
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Thought this was the bee. JFC
Hell half of their content is more believable than this.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:33 pm to reverendotis
They spew this tripe so we are distracted while they load the gold bars onto trucks owned by their bros. Look kids….a squirrel!
This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:34 pm to fr33manator
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Does this mean wearing a pajama suit and just sticking your Dick through the hole?
No.
In context of monkeypox being due mostly to buttfricking, one guy wears one of those dump flap pajama things the right way and the other wears his backwards.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:35 pm to reverendotis
I don’t understand anything about the homosexual lifestyle or want to.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:35 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:That’s a hate crime bro.
When do we start shaming these dickheads for going out in public, spreading this to me and my kids? Selfish fricks.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:36 pm to reverendotis
quote:
monkeypox being due mostly to buttfricking
Mostly?
Posted on 8/5/22 at 12:36 pm to reverendotis
Man this is so disgusting and disturbing.
This is what happens when democrats get control.
This is what happens when democrats get control.
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