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re: Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:47 pm to Blob Fish
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:47 pm to Blob Fish
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HOWEVER, she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
My middle Daughter does this, drives my Son to the brink of insanity.
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:39 pm to Donkeypunch
I’ve never known anyone that sticks their hair on the wall of the shower.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:42 pm to Blob Fish
Every horizontal surface in the house is filled with her crap.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:08 am to Blob Fish
Turns on every light in the house, leaves them burning for hours, & bitches at me for leaving the 25w bulb in my bedside lamp on
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:17 am to Blob Fish
My wife likes to put shite in hilariously inconvenient places as a way to remind herself to put it where it's supposed to go.
Boxes for the trash in front of the door. Kids clothes and toys on the stairs. Bags of kitty litter/shite hanging from the doorknob. Laundry baskets in front of the bedroom door.
The problem is it sometimes takes her days to finish the path to the trash/drawers/laundry room, so we are having to adjust.
Yes, I move these things to their final destination myself all the time. Sometimes I have no idea of her plans for whatever object it is, so it's harder to solve. But 100% of the time, anything going from point a to point b will spend time at point a.5 which happens to always be in everyone's way.
Boxes for the trash in front of the door. Kids clothes and toys on the stairs. Bags of kitty litter/shite hanging from the doorknob. Laundry baskets in front of the bedroom door.
The problem is it sometimes takes her days to finish the path to the trash/drawers/laundry room, so we are having to adjust.
Yes, I move these things to their final destination myself all the time. Sometimes I have no idea of her plans for whatever object it is, so it's harder to solve. But 100% of the time, anything going from point a to point b will spend time at point a.5 which happens to always be in everyone's way.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:47 am to Blob Fish
Dirty car and leaves little things like straw holders and crumbs in mine. I keep my car generally spotless so it rubs me the wrong way.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 1:11 am to okietiger
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Leaves lights on and often times won’t flush when pissing at night.
We have a winner here.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 1:28 am to Aubie Spr96
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My wife puts shite up where no one can find it. I left it there strategically and now I can't find it!
I HAD TO SAY THIS IS THE ONE!
Also the not flushing at night when she wakes up to pee. Also she makes me pay for everything, and she has to have a bite of everything I eat.... everything. Doesn't matter if it was a turd she would decide that in that moment she was a shite eater.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 1:59 am to Blob Fish
My wife does a lot of the same shite people have listed in this thread, minus the hair on shower wall thing (that’s pretty gross and I think I would shite if I saw a ball of red hair stuck to the wall).
One thing she does do that I am always bitching about is wasting money. She will go grocery shopping and just buy shite. Not stuff that we need, but stuff that she thinks we need. I always tell her to make a fricking list, it isn’t hard.
She is also an anticipation shopper. She buys gifts for people like a year in advance. She’ll come home with something and be like, “I bought this for xyz’s birthday”. I’ll say didn’t they just have a birthday? Which she replies, “yes but this is for next year’s birthday”. She says it’s to save money but I call bullshite. I have a whole bedroom filled with peoples gifts for next year, it looks like a fricking swap meet.
One thing she does do that I am always bitching about is wasting money. She will go grocery shopping and just buy shite. Not stuff that we need, but stuff that she thinks we need. I always tell her to make a fricking list, it isn’t hard.
She is also an anticipation shopper. She buys gifts for people like a year in advance. She’ll come home with something and be like, “I bought this for xyz’s birthday”. I’ll say didn’t they just have a birthday? Which she replies, “yes but this is for next year’s birthday”. She says it’s to save money but I call bullshite. I have a whole bedroom filled with peoples gifts for next year, it looks like a fricking swap meet.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 2:10 am to Blob Fish
Hair on shower wall
Doesn’t compress boxes/jugs before putting in trash.
Has tiny piles of her stuff/junk/mail on every counter/table in the house.
Car interior looks like dumpster.
Doors/drawers open.
Leaves coffee counter in a mess.
Her side of master bathroom has aids on the mirror & vanity.
Gets back tires off driveway and makes ruts/kills grass.
Gets mad at me when I bust the kids’ asses.
Her stuff usually sits where she used it for a few days.
Doesn’t compress boxes/jugs before putting in trash.
Has tiny piles of her stuff/junk/mail on every counter/table in the house.
Car interior looks like dumpster.
Doors/drawers open.
Leaves coffee counter in a mess.
Her side of master bathroom has aids on the mirror & vanity.
Gets back tires off driveway and makes ruts/kills grass.
Gets mad at me when I bust the kids’ asses.
Her stuff usually sits where she used it for a few days.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 3:10 am to Blob Fish
Generally we are both clean people ,but for the life of me I can not understand the tornado that comes through the bathroom in the mornings.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:07 am to Blob Fish
leaving the fricking lights on. especially in the closets.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:10 am to Evil Little Thing
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His worst is probably never closing the bathroom door. Or coming in to take a dump while I'm getting ready.
I didn't know my wife had a TD account.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:19 am to cbree88
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Sounds like she was pretty comfortable around you. Lol
Most definitely was. To the point of using the bathroom while I was shaving, etc.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:29 am to Blob Fish
Mine is an OCD wild bitch when it comes to a SPOTLESS HOUSE and CAR!!!
I say, we LIVE here, it's not a museum.
She's always putting my truck keys in her purse...."Have you seen my Keys?"
"no"
I bring her purse...."take a look in there, please...."
Always in her purse....and my keyring and hers are 180 degrees opposite in looks....I don't get it.
Always locking the damn doors.....on the weekends.....while we are there....
BUT, she's a great person, mother, friend, worker, votes the RIGHT way,
PS.....we have separate walk-in closets...half of mine has more of her shite in it.....plus, she has every damn style and color shoe known to man, and they are all in the boxes they came in.....looks like a mall outlet shoe store...
One more.....we have 3 baths.....one in our bedroom, the one in the hall, and one way on the other side of the house, right inside the garage door. If i'm working in the yard, I like to go in the one closest to the garage to take a shite. Oh HELL NO.....take off your shoes and go all the way around the house to the bedroom bath, in case company comes. Well, damn, I don't shite on the seat, I flush, I leave the fan on, and I know she's gonna have a candle lit. I pay for these 3 fricking bathrooms, I'm gonna shite where I WANT TO!!!
I say, we LIVE here, it's not a museum.
She's always putting my truck keys in her purse...."Have you seen my Keys?"
"no"
I bring her purse...."take a look in there, please...."
Always in her purse....and my keyring and hers are 180 degrees opposite in looks....I don't get it.
Always locking the damn doors.....on the weekends.....while we are there....
BUT, she's a great person, mother, friend, worker, votes the RIGHT way,
PS.....we have separate walk-in closets...half of mine has more of her shite in it.....plus, she has every damn style and color shoe known to man, and they are all in the boxes they came in.....looks like a mall outlet shoe store...
One more.....we have 3 baths.....one in our bedroom, the one in the hall, and one way on the other side of the house, right inside the garage door. If i'm working in the yard, I like to go in the one closest to the garage to take a shite. Oh HELL NO.....take off your shoes and go all the way around the house to the bedroom bath, in case company comes. Well, damn, I don't shite on the seat, I flush, I leave the fan on, and I know she's gonna have a candle lit. I pay for these 3 fricking bathrooms, I'm gonna shite where I WANT TO!!!
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:34 am to Donkeypunch
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My middle Daughter does this, drives my Son to the brink of insanity
He will be well prepared for marriage.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:42 am to LSUBFA83
My wife couldn’t put the cap back on a pen she just used if her middle name was Putthecapbackonthepen.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:43 am to MrSmith65
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plus, she has every damn style and color shoe known to man, and they are all in the boxes they came in.....looks like a mall outlet shoe store
Forced me to go count boxes in my wife’s closet...72. This doesn’t include those in the closet that aren’t boxed. I am sure some women have more. But who needs 100 or more pairs of shoes
We have one of those big arse sectionals in the living room. She will fold clothes and cover half of the thing in little stacks, she did it last night. She always does it the day the cleaning lady comes
Second is the bags of things she has purchased but is taking back. When she buys clothes for the kids she buys two sizes of everything and takes back what doesn’t fit. Those bags may hang around for a month or more. She keeps receipts dating back to 2007 as welll.
The month prior to school starting is the most trying month of our marriage
Posted on 6/15/18 at 8:57 am to LSUbase13
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My wife never flushes her dumps for some reason (she cites water conservation).
Deal killer there boss. That makes no sense. It has to be flushed one way or another regardless of whether she does it or you. If she was really worried about it tell her to dig a hole and shite in the yard.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:03 am to Tortious
Has anyone mentioned unrolling a half a roll of toilet paper around her hand to dab the 3 tiny urine droplets off of her labia every single time she pisses? Then dropping the wad at the upper end of the toilet, away from the water, so that when flushed, the 2 pound mound of paper won't move?
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