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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:30 am to Blob Fish
Closing cabinets or doors.
I don't understand why women can't do it.
I don't understand why women can't do it.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:34 am to Blob Fish
Leaves lights on and often times won’t flush when pissing at night.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:44 am to Evil Little Thing
On addition to several already mentioned in here, mine starts asking rapid fire questions when I'm in the middle of explaining something or telling a story. Just fricking wait till I'm done, and I'll probably have already answered most of your questions.
What kind of fricking neanderthal does this? Dump time is my private time when I get to go to the other side of the house, read TD in silence, and not have to deal with rapid fire questions.
quote:
coming in to take a dump while I'm getting ready
What kind of fricking neanderthal does this? Dump time is my private time when I get to go to the other side of the house, read TD in silence, and not have to deal with rapid fire questions.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:47 am to okietiger
Let's see, most have been covered;
drinks bottled water and leaves half empty bottles everywhere
does not turn off lights in rooms she leaves
leaves coffee cups wherever she was last
never changes the toilet paper when the roll is empty
leaves dishes in sink instead of putting in dishwasher
leaves hair bands, clips, etc..., everywhere
opens packages, tags off of clothing, etc.. and leaves the tags/packaging wherever she opened them but doesn't put them in the trash
leaves coffee spoons on counter, now counter has to be wiped b/c coffee, milk, and splenda are all over counter
never feeds or gives water to the dog, damn thing would die if I wasn't there, kids don't bother either
leaves vehicle on empty when she passes at least 5 stations on the way home
leaves vehicle trashed,
i'm sure I'll remember a few others when I check this thread later today

drinks bottled water and leaves half empty bottles everywhere
does not turn off lights in rooms she leaves
leaves coffee cups wherever she was last
never changes the toilet paper when the roll is empty
leaves dishes in sink instead of putting in dishwasher
leaves hair bands, clips, etc..., everywhere
opens packages, tags off of clothing, etc.. and leaves the tags/packaging wherever she opened them but doesn't put them in the trash
leaves coffee spoons on counter, now counter has to be wiped b/c coffee, milk, and splenda are all over counter
never feeds or gives water to the dog, damn thing would die if I wasn't there, kids don't bother either
leaves vehicle on empty when she passes at least 5 stations on the way home
leaves vehicle trashed,
i'm sure I'll remember a few others when I check this thread later today
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:48 am to Tigeralum2008
quote:
disgusting car
Holy shite i dont understand this!! Mine is a neat freak about the house, but get in her car and its like she reverts back to high school standards of cleanliness. I took her car to work today and almost didnt get in it when i saw how filthy the whole thing is! The worst part is hers is a BRAND NEW CAR!! It only has 3000 miles on it!
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:01 am to TDcline
quote:
Mine is a Liberal. Not SJW by any means, but the kind that doesn’t see how Bernie’s policies are incredibly short-sighted, and don’t make sense economically. Basically, she has no concept of economics at all.
I don’t know how people date/marry a liberal when they are a conservative. I couldn’t do it.
Mine gets pissed at me for bitching about politics and doesn’t understand any of it. She tells me I’m stupid for caring because “none of it affects your life.” She still doesn’t understand that what happens in DC and the state Capitol actually does have an impact on our lives.
She also has the typical female point of view that we should welcome and help everyone and doesn’t understand why Trump would try to keep people out.
Thankfully she just votes for whoever I tell her to vote for, although she shouldn’t be voting.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 10:02 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:02 am to TigersSEC2010
quote:
I don’t know how people date/marry a liberal when they are a conservative. I couldn’t do it.
quote:
She also has the typical female point of view that we should welcome and help everyone and doesn’t understand why Trump would try to keep people out.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:03 am to Blob Fish
She didn't wash my jeans, so I have to work in khaki shorts today
She folds my t-shirts so I can't see the emblems
Cannot completely close a drawer or door to save her life
She folds my t-shirts so I can't see the emblems
Cannot completely close a drawer or door to save her life
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 10:07 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:33 am to CootDisCootDat
quote:
OP, wait until you go to take a piss somewhere and have one of her hairs wrapped around your junk
Oh, this has happened. I’ve also wiped my arse and gotten long black hair on the paper (my hair is neither long nor black). Either I’m eating her hair whole in my sleep and shitting it out or it’s creeping into my naked asscrack in bed.
Both prospects are disturbing.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:39 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
I leave time on the microwave.
quote:
Evil Little Thing
Name checks out.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:41 am to Blob Fish
It's threads like these that make me really appreciate the single life. Thanks! 
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:42 am to Salmon
quote:
my wife leaves glasses all over the house
ha this is me. My wife hates that I have 10 pair of glasses strewn everywhere.
My wife talks a lot. If she is awake and not reading, she is probably talking. To plants. To animals. To pictures. On the phone. to strangers.
she also complains a lot.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:42 am to Blob Fish
You better not be banging my wife, Blob.
Cause you just described my wife.
Cause you just described my wife.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:43 am to Blob Fish
quote:Huh. I thought I was the only one. I consider it a GOOD habit, because I am preventing clogs.
HOWEVER, she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
I think any of my husband's bad habits are countered by mine, so we're pretty even. Occasionally, when I think I might comment on one, I remember what he could come back with, so I remain silent. Mostly.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:44 am to Blob Fish
Expects my arse to pay for everything
And she folds my clothes the exact opposite way that I prefer them to be folded
And she folds my clothes the exact opposite way that I prefer them to be folded
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 10:46 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:48 am to TDcline
quote:
Mine is a Liberal.
Prayers sent
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:49 am to Blob Fish
Mine leaves her ratchet arse brush with 10 lbs of hair in it all over the house. Sometimes it's on the counter when I sit down to eat, so I throw it across the room. If I lost that much hair, I would've been bald at 12
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:00 am to the4thgen
Depends on the situation, IMHO.
I admittedly keep a pigpen of a car but there’s a very specific reason. I’m the one ferrying the kids around all week and don’t have the spare time to clean up after them very often.
Trying to keep a clean car while ferrying 3 kids of your own plus possibly additional friends is a pain in the arse.
I admittedly keep a pigpen of a car but there’s a very specific reason. I’m the one ferrying the kids around all week and don’t have the spare time to clean up after them very often.
Trying to keep a clean car while ferrying 3 kids of your own plus possibly additional friends is a pain in the arse.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:01 am to Blob Fish
Doesn't change the toilet paper or the paper towel roll.
Spends a lot of money on clothes, shoes, makeup, and other beauty accessories
Leaves textbooks everywhere.
Her SUV usually has the low fuel light on every time we have to take her vehicle.
Doesn't take her dirty clothes to the laundry room.
She is the love of my life so I accept her as she is. She accepts me as I am, and we compliment each other very well.
Love you, hun!
ETA: Someone posted about pulling long strands of hair out of your underwear when going to piss.
Spends a lot of money on clothes, shoes, makeup, and other beauty accessories
Leaves textbooks everywhere.
Her SUV usually has the low fuel light on every time we have to take her vehicle.
Doesn't take her dirty clothes to the laundry room.
She is the love of my life so I accept her as she is. She accepts me as I am, and we compliment each other very well.
Love you, hun!
ETA: Someone posted about pulling long strands of hair out of your underwear when going to piss.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 11:03 am
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