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re: Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?

Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:30 am to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77229 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:30 am to
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Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?

Her inhaling and subsequent exhaling
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20005 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:30 am to
Closing cabinets or doors.


I don't understand why women can't do it.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
42230 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:34 am to
Leaves lights on and often times won’t flush when pissing at night.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
18016 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:44 am to
On addition to several already mentioned in here, mine starts asking rapid fire questions when I'm in the middle of explaining something or telling a story. Just fricking wait till I'm done, and I'll probably have already answered most of your questions.

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coming in to take a dump while I'm getting ready

What kind of fricking neanderthal does this? Dump time is my private time when I get to go to the other side of the house, read TD in silence, and not have to deal with rapid fire questions.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19267 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:47 am to
Let's see, most have been covered;

drinks bottled water and leaves half empty bottles everywhere

does not turn off lights in rooms she leaves

leaves coffee cups wherever she was last

never changes the toilet paper when the roll is empty

leaves dishes in sink instead of putting in dishwasher

leaves hair bands, clips, etc..., everywhere

opens packages, tags off of clothing, etc.. and leaves the tags/packaging wherever she opened them but doesn't put them in the trash

leaves coffee spoons on counter, now counter has to be wiped b/c coffee, milk, and splenda are all over counter

never feeds or gives water to the dog, damn thing would die if I wasn't there, kids don't bother either

leaves vehicle on empty when she passes at least 5 stations on the way home

leaves vehicle trashed,

i'm sure I'll remember a few others when I check this thread later today



Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1849 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:48 am to
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disgusting car


Holy shite i dont understand this!! Mine is a neat freak about the house, but get in her car and its like she reverts back to high school standards of cleanliness. I took her car to work today and almost didnt get in it when i saw how filthy the whole thing is! The worst part is hers is a BRAND NEW CAR!! It only has 3000 miles on it!
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38181 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:01 am to
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Mine is a Liberal. Not SJW by any means, but the kind that doesn’t see how Bernie’s policies are incredibly short-sighted, and don’t make sense economically. Basically, she has no concept of economics at all.


I don’t know how people date/marry a liberal when they are a conservative. I couldn’t do it.

Mine gets pissed at me for bitching about politics and doesn’t understand any of it. She tells me I’m stupid for caring because “none of it affects your life.” She still doesn’t understand that what happens in DC and the state Capitol actually does have an impact on our lives.

She also has the typical female point of view that we should welcome and help everyone and doesn’t understand why Trump would try to keep people out.

Thankfully she just votes for whoever I tell her to vote for, although she shouldn’t be voting.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 10:02 am
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85387 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:02 am to
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I don’t know how people date/marry a liberal when they are a conservative. I couldn’t do it.


quote:

She also has the typical female point of view that we should welcome and help everyone and doesn’t understand why Trump would try to keep people out.


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:03 am to
She didn't wash my jeans, so I have to work in khaki shorts today

She folds my t-shirts so I can't see the emblems

Cannot completely close a drawer or door to save her life
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 10:07 am
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:33 am to
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OP, wait until you go to take a piss somewhere and have one of her hairs wrapped around your junk


Oh, this has happened. I’ve also wiped my arse and gotten long black hair on the paper (my hair is neither long nor black). Either I’m eating her hair whole in my sleep and shitting it out or it’s creeping into my naked asscrack in bed.

Both prospects are disturbing.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104354 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:39 am to
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I leave time on the microwave. 


quote:

Evil Little Thing


Name checks out.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3321 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:41 am to
It's threads like these that make me really appreciate the single life. Thanks!
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:42 am to
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my wife leaves glasses all over the house

ha this is me. My wife hates that I have 10 pair of glasses strewn everywhere.

My wife talks a lot. If she is awake and not reading, she is probably talking. To plants. To animals. To pictures. On the phone. to strangers.

she also complains a lot.

Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5445 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:42 am to
You better not be banging my wife, Blob.

Cause you just described my wife.
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14108 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:43 am to
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HOWEVER, she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
Huh. I thought I was the only one. I consider it a GOOD habit, because I am preventing clogs.

I think any of my husband's bad habits are countered by mine, so we're pretty even. Occasionally, when I think I might comment on one, I remember what he could come back with, so I remain silent. Mostly.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:44 am to
Expects my arse to pay for everything


And she folds my clothes the exact opposite way that I prefer them to be folded
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 10:46 am
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3228 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:48 am to
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Mine is a Liberal.


Prayers sent

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:49 am to
Mine leaves her ratchet arse brush with 10 lbs of hair in it all over the house. Sometimes it's on the counter when I sit down to eat, so I throw it across the room. If I lost that much hair, I would've been bald at 12
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103133 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:00 am to
Depends on the situation, IMHO.

I admittedly keep a pigpen of a car but there’s a very specific reason. I’m the one ferrying the kids around all week and don’t have the spare time to clean up after them very often.

Trying to keep a clean car while ferrying 3 kids of your own plus possibly additional friends is a pain in the arse.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18824 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:01 am to
Doesn't change the toilet paper or the paper towel roll.
Spends a lot of money on clothes, shoes, makeup, and other beauty accessories
Leaves textbooks everywhere.
Her SUV usually has the low fuel light on every time we have to take her vehicle.
Doesn't take her dirty clothes to the laundry room.

She is the love of my life so I accept her as she is. She accepts me as I am, and we compliment each other very well.
Love you, hun!

ETA: Someone posted about pulling long strands of hair out of your underwear when going to piss.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 11:03 am
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