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Can you look at a woman from behind and tell is she’d be good at bj’s?

Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:35 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40400 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:35 pm
About 10 years ago I developed this skill out of nowhere. Just a quick glance is all it takes. It works from the front as well but I’ve been fascinated how all I need is a glimpse from the rear.

Sadly I’ve been married this whole time so I’ve never been able to find out how accurate it is but I’d be shocked if I got one wrong.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
253 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:36 pm to
You're just looking at her left hand, admit it.
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
692 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:37 pm to
Was it the mirror you were looking at?
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
2020 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:38 pm to
What does it matter. The worst I ever had was fricking marvelous.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144345 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11938 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

You're just looking at her left hand, admit it.


That don't mean much these days, probably never has meant much...
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23349 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:45 pm to
If she walks like her butt hurts she does butt stuff.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5492 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:50 pm to
And nothing, nothing at all, posted to support this hypothesis. I hope the next BJ you get gives you dick cancer.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
22652 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68669 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

About 10 years ago I developed this skill out of nowhere


quote:

I’ve been married this whole time so I’ve never been able to find out how accurate it is


so it's a skill you have never verified? is your wife good at bj's? pics of her from behind?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38126 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:55 pm to
quote:


About 10 years ago I developed this skill out of nowhere. Just a quick glance is all it takes. It works from the front as well but I’ve been fascinated how all I need is a glimpse from the rear.

Sadly I’ve been married this whole time so I’ve never been able to find out how accurate it is but I’d be shocked if I got one wrong.


Getting a lot of downvotes but that's a solid dad joke. Have an upvote.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34067 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:56 pm to
No, but I can tell when I'm looking down at the top of her head.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2218 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:59 pm to
Just about the lamest thread I’ve read. You say you have this skill but then can’t back it up with any evidence whatsoever? Please don’t speak of things you know nothing about. Thank you from the OT.



ETA: Oh it might be a dad joke? Still lame as frick.
This post was edited on 3/19/25 at 1:01 pm
Posted by Grnbud
Member since Jan 2025
107 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:12 pm to
I can look at any woman and tell how good at bj’s she SHOULD BE.

The lower the rating, the better the bj’s should be.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2145 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:16 pm to
You're full of shite. There's no way to tell until you get down to it.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153642 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:23 pm to
If you can tell that she's fat from behind, then you can use that to determine that she's good at BJs.

It's the old joke: Why are fat girls good at BJs?

Because they have to be.

(Also because they're hungry)
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5055 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

What does it matter. The worst I ever had was fricking marvelous.


I wish I could say the same. I had one that was so bad, it truly made me confused on what all the fuss was about.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2363 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35228 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:34 pm to
This is worse than a dumpster diver thread..
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
7482 posts
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:51 pm to
You need to get laid and try not being so creepy.
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