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Can you look at a woman from behind and tell is she’d be good at bj’s?
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:35 pm
About 10 years ago I developed this skill out of nowhere. Just a quick glance is all it takes. It works from the front as well but I’ve been fascinated how all I need is a glimpse from the rear.
Sadly I’ve been married this whole time so I’ve never been able to find out how accurate it is but I’d be shocked if I got one wrong.
Sadly I’ve been married this whole time so I’ve never been able to find out how accurate it is but I’d be shocked if I got one wrong.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:36 pm to OysterPoBoy
You're just looking at her left hand, admit it.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
Was it the mirror you were looking at?
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:38 pm to OysterPoBoy
What does it matter. The worst I ever had was fricking marvelous.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:42 pm to forkedintheroad
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You're just looking at her left hand, admit it.
That don't mean much these days, probably never has meant much...
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:45 pm to OysterPoBoy
If she walks like her butt hurts she does butt stuff.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:50 pm to OysterPoBoy
And nothing, nothing at all, posted to support this hypothesis. I hope the next BJ you get gives you dick cancer.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:54 pm to OysterPoBoy
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About 10 years ago I developed this skill out of nowhere
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I’ve been married this whole time so I’ve never been able to find out how accurate it is
so it's a skill you have never verified? is your wife good at bj's? pics of her from behind?
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:55 pm to OysterPoBoy
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About 10 years ago I developed this skill out of nowhere. Just a quick glance is all it takes. It works from the front as well but I’ve been fascinated how all I need is a glimpse from the rear.
Sadly I’ve been married this whole time so I’ve never been able to find out how accurate it is but I’d be shocked if I got one wrong.
Getting a lot of downvotes but that's a solid dad joke. Have an upvote.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:56 pm to OysterPoBoy
No, but I can tell when I'm looking down at the top of her head.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 12:59 pm to OysterPoBoy
Just about the lamest thread I’ve read. You say you have this skill but then can’t back it up with any evidence whatsoever? Please don’t speak of things you know nothing about. Thank you from the OT.
ETA: Oh it might be a dad joke? Still lame as frick.

ETA: Oh it might be a dad joke? Still lame as frick.
This post was edited on 3/19/25 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:12 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I can look at any woman and tell how good at bj’s she SHOULD BE.
The lower the rating, the better the bj’s should be.
The lower the rating, the better the bj’s should be.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:16 pm to OysterPoBoy
You're full of shite. There's no way to tell until you get down to it.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:23 pm to andwesway
If you can tell that she's fat from behind, then you can use that to determine that she's good at BJs.
It's the old joke: Why are fat girls good at BJs?
Because they have to be.
(Also because they're hungry)
It's the old joke: Why are fat girls good at BJs?
Because they have to be.
(Also because they're hungry)
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:25 pm to FinkyStinger
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What does it matter. The worst I ever had was fricking marvelous.
I wish I could say the same. I had one that was so bad, it truly made me confused on what all the fuss was about.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:34 pm to OysterPoBoy
This is worse than a dumpster diver thread..
Posted on 3/19/25 at 1:51 pm to OysterPoBoy
You need to get laid and try not being so creepy.
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