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re: Can you fix her? Cocaine found in arrested Florida woman's butt crack

Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:33 am to
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
7027 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:33 am to
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Where do you see that?


Someone linked her insta. It's all in there. Honestly I was kinda shocked at how "normal" and close to upper class her life seems to be.

And o say "close to upper class" loosely. I just expect3d to see a lot trashier of a situation
Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
69 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:33 am to

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21236 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Someone linked her insta. It's all in there. Honestly I was kinda shocked at how "normal" and close to upper class her life seems to be.

And o say "close to upper class" loosely. I just expect3d to see a lot trashier of a situation


That's absolutely the wrong woman.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
7027 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:45 am to
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That's absolutely the wrong woman.


Well that would surely explain things a bit more
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1054 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:49 am to
Oddly, officer's badge # is 5150.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34657 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:52 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104731 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:54 am to
That coke was the best there was, the best there is, and the best that will ever be?

And did Goldberg leave the coke up her arse since she can’t remember how it got there?
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3458 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:54 am to
I'm surprised that people are surprised by this. Drug dealers hide drugs in their arse crack all the time. Some women drug dealers might even hide it in the vag.

Yeah, of course it's disgusting. It's another reason why you shouldn't do cocaine.
This post was edited on 7/1/26 at 11:56 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31562 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:05 pm to
What needs fixing?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47154 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:11 pm to
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Need more pics to be sure.




This is not her. Please forgive me.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21236 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:15 pm to
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Drug dealers hide drugs in their arse crack all the time.


I'm thinking this was actually IN her butt. She's saying someone slid it in there during sexy time.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
66957 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:19 pm to
Who among us has not had a baggie of cocaine placed in our buttocks during a sexual encounter?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40047 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:31 pm to
Too many rules..


No buttcoke, no bra money...

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
81613 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:37 pm to
Guilty
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:38 pm to
I bet she’d teach you some things you didn’t know, but you might not like all of them.
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2694 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
5090 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by Barfunkle
Basement
Member since May 2025
247 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 1:17 pm to
crack cocaine
Posted by neverputstheseatdown
Member since Nov 2025
20 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 1:34 pm to
I am proud to say I had to check with Google to find out who Bert Hart was.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12596 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 1:38 pm to
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Upon moving her hand, a baggie containing 3.8 grams of cocaine fell from Cox’s rear end.
I've always thought it was BS that they weigh the baggie, too, to get the gross total weight up.
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