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Can you fix her? Cocaine found in arrested Florida woman's butt crack

Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:44 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21225 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:44 am
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must have been placed there during an “intimate encounter” with an unnamed partner.




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JUNE 30--A Florida Woman who denied ownership of the bag of cocaine that fell from her buttocks while being booked into custody told jailers that the drug must have been placed there during an “intimate encounter” with an unnamed partner.

According to an arrest report, a car being driven by Reagan Cox, 30, was spotted veering across a Brevard County highway around 6:40 AM Saturday. Upon being pulled over, Cox refused to exit her Nissan Altima, which smelled of “burnt marijuana.” Cox, who cops say was “slow and lethargic,” was pulled from the vehicle after she refused to remove her seatbelt and tried to lock the car.

Cox, cops say, then tried to walk away as a deputy sought to search her.

Seen at right, Cox was arrested for resisting deputies, a misdemeanor, and transported to the local jail, a brief drive from her residence in Rockledge, a city on Florida’s Space Coast.

During the jail intake process, Cox had to pass through an X-ray scanner, which is used to spot contraband like weapons, phones, or drugs.

According to investigators, when jailers detected an anomaly in Cox’s “lower region,” she was brought to a room where she was subsequently seen “trying to cover her buttocks area with her hand.”

Upon moving her hand, a baggie containing 3.8 grams of cocaine fell from Cox’s rear end. With the coke at her feet, cops say, Cox denied knowing anything about the drug. She speculated that somebody must have placed the narcotics inside her during a sexual encounter.

That explanation, as it were, did not stop police from charging Cox with a second crime, introducing contraband into a correctional facility, a felony. She eventually was released from custody after posting $3000 bond.

Cox’s Circuit Court arraignment is scheduled for July 28.

In 2021, Cox was arrested for DUI after a cop pulled over her speeding Nissan sedan and detected several indicators of intoxication. Cox, whose blood alcohol level was measured at nearly twice the state limit, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge. She was sentenced to six months of probation, fined around $1100, and ordered to perform 20 hours of community service.


https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/coke-surprise-184590





This post was edited on 7/1/26 at 9:50 am
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14218 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:46 am to
I’d PIIHB
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70807 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:46 am to
Need more pics to be sure.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21090 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:46 am to
The ole hidden 8-ball trick
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
22788 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:48 am to
Dollar Store Miley Cyrus.
Posted by gumbeaux
Member since Jun 2004
5369 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:48 am to
It’s amazing the stories they come up with thinking the police would believe them.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4418 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:49 am to
Probably can't fix her, but I'd take a crack at it
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5618 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:50 am to
This will definitely be mentioned on Hillbilly Headlines on M&M.
Geaux Tigers
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33377 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:56 am to
Nissan Altima
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34214 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:57 am to
Must be some shitty coke...

Side note:
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A Florida Woman


Go figure...
This post was edited on 7/1/26 at 9:59 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14662 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:59 am to
She definitely does anal.

Would PIIHB.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21225 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:03 am to

Buttcrack vs Butt Crack
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2717 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:10 am to
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must have been placed there during an “intimate encounter” with an unnamed partner.

He said “I’m just gonna leave this right here for safe keeping. She’ll never know.”
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5681 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:12 am to
This one is inconclusive. Need to see her on a better day.

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must have been placed there during an “intimate encounter” with an unnamed partner.


She definitely sounds fun though.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4287 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:12 am to
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33049 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:14 am to
Probably, but why would I want to?
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
15764 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:15 am to
Is this the only pic we get?
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4119 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:17 am to
So she already been using the prison wallet.
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
1312 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:18 am to
[Dollar Store Miley Cyrus.]

Looks more like a no makeup Sweeney to me.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12200 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:18 am to


She looks like Bret Hart in drag.
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