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re: California has special amber alerts for missing black people called Ebony Alerts

Posted on 2/17/24 at 4:43 pm to
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 4:43 pm to
Basically, now white liberals who are sooooo tolerant, now know which amber alerts to ignore.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
5889 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 6:15 pm to
Do they suspend these Ebony searches at night?
Posted by ticklechain
Forgotten coast
Member since Mar 2018
831 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 7:19 pm to
I'm sure they have an ivory alert also
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
9517 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 7:52 pm to
Does the CHP have separate alerts for each of the other races that make up the remaining 93% of California’s population?

On top of Ebony alerts do blacks also get amber alerts, silver alerts, or any other alerts about abducted or missing kids along with certain adults that go out to the public regardless of race?


Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21318 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 8:57 pm to
Too bad they don't have Ebony Alerts for perpetrators. Then again, I'm sure that hotline would never get a break.
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1333 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:03 pm to
What a joke. As is the Amber alert system. 99/100 times it's called on some dude who doesn't return their kid on time to the mother. There isn't an epidemic of kids' being stolen. There's an epidemic of womyn getting everything they want and being beholden to zero laws of man or nature. Most of the time the kid's life not only isn't in danger, but is probably significantly better when dad's having fun with them. Which of course can't be had with today's womyn.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18758 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 10:10 pm to
Call them "negro notices"
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25120 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

It's because black children make up 1/3 of missing children. Significantly more than their percentage of the population.


So they can make up 1/3 of the Amber Alerts lol
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2664 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

It's because black children make up 1/3 of missing children. Significantly more than their percentage of the population.

Now do Crime Alerts
Posted by WhiskeyThief
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2018
604 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

California has special amber alerts for missing black people called Ebony Alerts



OFFS
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60563 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

Colorado has a special one for Indians. California does as well.


Tell me it is not called “red alert”…..
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15059 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 10:43 pm to
California is the rap horn of states now and their governor is probably going to win the '24 presidential election.
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
2419 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:29 am to
quote:

Is there also a burrito alert for messicans?


We can also do rice alert for asians.
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
2419 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:31 am to
quote:

Colorado has a special one for Indians. id like to guess what it's called but might definitely get banned.


Firewater alert?
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29559 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:39 am to
quote:

People do not realize that we have little third world countries scattered throughout the United States.

Well a ton of posters are from Louisiana so… we’re aware
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1562 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 1:48 am to
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2989 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:13 am to
quote:

How anyone can continue to live in California is beyond me


quote:

location:Thibodaux


It’s always amusing when people from Louisiana shite on California or other states/countries
Posted by tigeroarz1
Winston-Salem, NC
Member since Oct 2013
3816 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:19 am to
quote:

Too bad they don't have Ebony Alerts for perpetrators.
Drives me crazy when the news says the suspect has dark hair and leaves it at that.That’s not a description.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12667 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:22 am to
Can't wait to see what color specific alerts are going to be assigned to each race.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2644 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Ebony has a different meaning for people who visit certain types of websites.



There's a subreddit called "AfroMuscles" devoted to big, jacked-up black chick bodybuilders. Rule #1 there is "absolutely no usage of the word 'ebony' under any circumstance."
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