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re: California has special amber alerts for missing black people called Ebony Alerts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:01 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:01 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Y'know, if white people are as racist as we're told we are, mebbe callin' it an "Ebony Alert" ain't sech a good thing, on account we're liable to not give a damn if it ain't a white person missin'.
But there ya go. California with all the virtue signaling and nothing of substance actually offered. I'm beginning to think that everything out there is based upon a script that wouldn't even have made it as a "Made for TV" movie in the '70s.
But there ya go. California with all the virtue signaling and nothing of substance actually offered. I'm beginning to think that everything out there is based upon a script that wouldn't even have made it as a "Made for TV" movie in the '70s.
This post was edited on 2/17/24 at 9:02 am
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Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:04 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Indians I kind of get because reservations tend to be outside the normal government framework, but OP is hilarious and sad.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:06 am to CarolinaGamecock99
What do they call when a white girl goes missing a Blondie Alert.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:09 am to Tarps99
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What do they call when a white girl goes missing a Blondie Alert.
Karen Alert?
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:12 am to CarolinaGamecock99
That would just help me know which to ignore. I don't support devisiveness
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:20 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Maybe now they can find all those missing fathers.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:21 am to Centinel
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Is there also a burrito alert for messicans?
This would be far more helpful because if you live in so cal and not Hispanic you are in the minority.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:22 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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Colorado has a special one for Indians. California does as well.
fricking bizarro
Yes, they play the FSU chant over the airwaves for an hour straight when this happens.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:23 am to James11111
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They also have feather alert for missing Indians.
No Red Dot alert?
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:29 am to CarolinaGamecock99
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California has special amber alerts for missing black people called Ebony Alerts
They're actually called Shequita Alerts.
But seriously, how can we ever continue to make progress with racial stuff and treating people the same when certain people are always trying differentiate everything based on race (white liberals probably created it). We are all people. I guess as long as the alert goes out just as an Amber alert goes out, then the job is getting done, but why is there a need to call it something different due to the race of the person?
This post was edited on 2/17/24 at 9:31 am
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:32 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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Colorado has a special one for Indians. California does as well.
The ole’ smoke signal. When something works this good, why change it!
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 10:15 am
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:32 am to GoldenGuy
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Am I allowed to ignore them like I do Amber Alerts, or is that racist?
Bruh, what if you find the kid or vehicle in the alert?
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:32 am to CarolinaGamecock99
What about for missing parents?
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:35 am to Big EZ Tiger
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But seriously, how can we ever continue to make progress with racial stuff and treating people the same when certain people are always trying differentiate everything based on race (white liberals probably created it).
Black national Anthem comes to mind..
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:36 am to Locoguan0
Been a few movies made about this issue. US authorities have no say in any of it. It’s all tribal police
This post was edited on 2/17/24 at 9:37 am
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:36 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Separate, but equal.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:37 am to CarolinaGamecock99
So what happens when amber gets found more than ebony?
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:40 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Better call the Amber Lamps
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:42 am to CarolinaGamecock99
So, I take it there’s no “ivory alert” since we clearly no longer aspire to Ebony and Ivory living in perfect harmony.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:42 am to CarolinaGamecock99
I don't understand how this works? Only black people get these alerts? If so, how do they know which numbers belong to a african americans?
Or do they send them to everyone and let them know that it may be more important or less important than a, say, hispanic child missing? That seems quite racist.
And fwiw, I've turned off amber alerts on my phone after they "alerted" me at 3am, 330am, and 6am in the same night. For a kid 150 miles away. Sorry, I like and embrace the idea of amber alerts but as with anything, when its abused, it loses its effectiveness.
Or do they send them to everyone and let them know that it may be more important or less important than a, say, hispanic child missing? That seems quite racist.
And fwiw, I've turned off amber alerts on my phone after they "alerted" me at 3am, 330am, and 6am in the same night. For a kid 150 miles away. Sorry, I like and embrace the idea of amber alerts but as with anything, when its abused, it loses its effectiveness.
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