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re: Buzz Aldrin got married today on his 93rd bday

Posted on 1/21/23 at 1:37 am to
Posted by El Segundo Guy
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 1:37 am to
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Just look at that chick.. why in the frick would you want that lookatme bullshite in your life at 93?.. Just get a new dog Buzz.. ffs.


I agree. Why marry a golddigger at 93? Hit strange every single day if you can get it up but don't give your life's savings and work to a vulture.
This post was edited on 1/21/23 at 1:39 am
Posted by gobuxgo5
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 1:47 am to
He’s younger then my living grandpa and neither one has been to the moon
This post was edited on 1/21/23 at 1:48 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 2:21 am to
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Why marry a golddigger at 93?


Seems like the only acceptable time
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 4:21 am to
This ain’t the first time she caught a buzz and went around the world.
Posted by KiwiHead
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:00 am to
Buzz looks really good for 93 and apparently can still kick some arse and effectively tap some.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:05 am to
Big bang theory royalties paid for this
Posted by themunch
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:05 am to
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Just look at that chick
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:09 am to
If there was any 93 year old man that could still blast off, itd be Buzz Aldrin.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:32 am to
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He’s younger then my living grandpa and neither one has been to the moon

Brah ....
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:33 am to
The bride says she's over the moon
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:35 am to
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Thought this was common knowledge that we never landed on the moon

its only believed by sheeple who believe everything their illegitmate government tells them
Posted by TomballTiger
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:40 am to
It said she’s a Dr and she’s probably 60. Does that qualify as a gold digger?
Posted by LanierSpots
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:41 am to
National treasure.
Posted by TomballTiger
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:44 am to
She’s 63 and a PhD in Chem Eng. she’s not a gold digger. Buzz is the GOAT. Sobriety keeping him young.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:45 am to
Eww she’s 63
Posted by LanierSpots
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 7:50 am to
Men before the pussies took over.
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:26 am to
for 63 and an engineer I would have expected a classier dress than see through with bra cups

/karenrant
Posted by cypresstiger
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:30 am to
You go, Buzz!
Posted by SOL2
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:35 am to
GOAT
Posted by tigger42day
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Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:36 am to
She’s marrying him for his pension. The area around Cape Canaveral is crawling with husband seekers, looking to hook up with NASA and Military guys. As long as they’re together for at least one year, when he dies she gets his lifetime pension.

I’m betting she sucks a mean dick and allows butt sex!!
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