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Build your most ideal woman
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:11 pm
So I was thinking about that thought exercise where you have to choose what you'd take with you into a locked basement for 10 years ( LINK), and figured it would be interesting to do a spin-off.
So you have to build a female significant other to spend the rest of your life with based on five criteria (face, physique, tits, arse, and legs) on a scale of 1 to 10 for each.
The catch is that you only have 30 points to allocate between the five criteria.
What say you?
Face:
0 (ugly as sin) <-----> 10 (stunningly beautiful)
Physique:
0 (flabby and pale) <-----> 10 (fit, toned, tan)
Tits:
0 (nonexistent) <-----> 10 (natural, large, perky)
arse:
0 (Taylor Swift) <-----> 10 (Stacy Keibler)
Legs:
0 (short and stubby) <-----> 10 (tall, long, and lean)
I think I'd go...
Face: 5
Physique: 7
Tits: 5
arse: 8
Legs: 5
So you have to build a female significant other to spend the rest of your life with based on five criteria (face, physique, tits, arse, and legs) on a scale of 1 to 10 for each.
The catch is that you only have 30 points to allocate between the five criteria.
What say you?
Face:
0 (ugly as sin) <-----> 10 (stunningly beautiful)
Physique:
0 (flabby and pale) <-----> 10 (fit, toned, tan)
Tits:
0 (nonexistent) <-----> 10 (natural, large, perky)
arse:
0 (Taylor Swift) <-----> 10 (Stacy Keibler)
Legs:
0 (short and stubby) <-----> 10 (tall, long, and lean)
I think I'd go...
Face: 5
Physique: 7
Tits: 5
arse: 8
Legs: 5
This post was edited on 12/5/17 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:12 pm to UGATiger26
Can you put in the height as well?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:13 pm to biggsc
quote:
Can you put in the height as well?
I'll make that part of legs.
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:13 pm to UGATiger26
Where's the personality and intelligence scale?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:14 pm to UGATiger26
No intelligence, bitch-level, etc?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:14 pm to UGATiger26
some guys like small butts. you're shallow.
....oh forgot where i was.
....oh forgot where i was.
This post was edited on 12/5/17 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:14 pm to UGATiger26
40 yrs old
divorced twice
3 kids
right baws
divorced twice
3 kids
right baws
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:14 pm to UGATiger26
is this why we have like, 6 girls that post here?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:15 pm to OWLFAN86
only because of you, tex.
byeeeeeeee.
byeeeeeeee.
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:16 pm to UGATiger26
This entire thread is why we don’t have women, I will retract my response
This post was edited on 12/5/17 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:17 pm to UGATiger26
The chick in my signature but her legs are longer and boobs a little bit bigger
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:17 pm to UGATiger26
quote:
Build your most ideal woman
This post was edited on 12/5/17 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:19 pm to UGATiger26
I don't need to go through all of that. She already exists:
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:23 pm to UGATiger26
Face: 9
Physique: 4
Tits: 5
arse: 4
Legs: 8
Physique: 4
Tits: 5
arse: 4
Legs: 8
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:24 pm to UGATiger26
well we know which dudes will be hitting up the femmbot industry once it gets into full swing.
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:28 pm to MMauler
This post was edited on 12/5/17 at 3:31 pm
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