re: Build your most ideal woman

Face of a 5? Hope you keep the paper bag on standby

You must think about this a lot. A whole lot.

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Sierra Skye

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No reason anyone should have been posted other than her. She is perfect.

The template for the thick crowd's perfect woman (including an oddly giant hole in lieu of a belly button):

I want mine to have a v8

Who the frick is that

Face: 8
Physique: 8
Tits: 8
arse: 3
Legs: 3

I like 'em short

Did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout?

Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her arse would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2".

But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.

And, you know, I'd like her to be into culture and shite, too.

30 points...whatever. If it's your "ideal woman" why not all 8s, 9s, 10s? Dumb game is dumb.