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re: Brooklyn Decker has apparently hit the wall

Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:09 pm to
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
15138 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:09 pm to
Her kids sucked them titties right off her chest.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6078 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

For a female about to turn 40 she looks pretty great.




look like she stayed away from the plastic too. good for her
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6649 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

I have one of their saws.


Thought this was a tour bus accident.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67120 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:33 pm to
Brooklyn s face beauty was never her strong attribute.

Thus, she should NEVER cut her hair that short. Only beautiful women can get away with shorter hair, although it's never recommended for any woman
Posted by StTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
3277 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:55 pm to
First Faye Reagan, now this
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14820 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:58 pm to
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I’ll never understand why some women go with the short hair cut look. Some can pull it off if done right, but it just looks odd.


Halle Berry has been doing it for many years. Even at age 60, she is smoking hot.
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 10:59 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85722 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:00 pm to
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Still looks better than the average OTer’s wife.


Bc the OT loves fat women now
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14820 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:14 pm to
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Bc the OT loves fat women now


Or that is all the OT can get now.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3609 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:16 pm to
I just saw her in Moonfall (really good pic imo), and while aged, she looked great for a grimy action flick.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2225 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:28 pm to
Why would she get on Ozempic?! Her head looks like a damn bobble head.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20602 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:50 pm to
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Downfall


She cut her hair and is wearing more clothes these days?

What makes this a downfall exactly?
Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
641 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:55 pm to
Can’t argue that. Like I said, some people can pull it off
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
3258 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:56 pm to
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My wife? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does my place look like Im f'king married? My toilet seat stays up, man.


That PINK TOILET defies your claim.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
3258 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:59 pm to
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Looks like she got breast reduction surgery.


Naww, prolly had the boob job she had when she was younger reversed which technically, I guess, is a reduction.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3457 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:00 am to
I thought there was a double decker bus crash in New York
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20775 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:09 am to
Your premise for her downfall are two supermodel magazine photo shoots and some photos from, what, Instagram?
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
16089 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 6:27 am to
Tits seem to be gone but she’s still got the looks





Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32935 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 6:30 am to
She looks great in those pics (especially being almost 40)
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
33050 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 6:42 am to
Agreed but she is one of the only women who has been able to pull it off so well.

As for Brooklyn Decker, it’s just a matter of an unflattering haircut and shirt.
Posted by Easye921
Mobile
Member since Jan 2013
3359 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 6:47 am to
I believe I read where she had bad post partum depression and lost a ton of weight.
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