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re: Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories
Posted on 10/2/23 at 10:43 pm to WB Davis
Posted on 10/2/23 at 10:43 pm to WB Davis
My current roommate was her four friends live here rent free. They are all needy always asking me for shite one had the audacity to ask for $50 from me so she can go on a field trip with her class. Sounds like a bunch of horseshite if you ask me.
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Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:16 pm to WB Davis
Back when I was in college, I had a roommate that was a teacher at a local elementary school. Turned out to be an abusive (to his 19 year old GF) alcoholic and criminal. I woke up one night to the PD looking for him because he got into a fight with his GF. She had gone to a cousin’s house to get away for a bit. He kicked the cousin’s front door in. He eventually fled to Mexico where he and his family are from. I had a detective reach out to me several times looking for him. He had warrants for his arrest for who knows what.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 12:04 am to DeafJam73
Had a random roommate in Kirby my freshman year. I showed up to move in and he had already been there because he was doing the freshman out of state program. There were piles of pizza boxes and clothes thrown all over the room. He got mono two weeks into the semester and had an extremely high fever and just kept throwing sweaty clothes onto a pile on the floor until he didn’t have any clean clothes. The room smelled so bad.
Long story short, he failed out after first semester and didn’t tell his parents. He tried to continue living in the dorm by waiting until people would let him in the door and then wait outside until one of me or my suite mates would get back.
One night he showed up hammered at 3am during finals week and slammed on the door, waking up our RA at the end of the hall. The RA after talking to him figured out that he wasn’t even enrolled in school and a week later all of his things were gone and I never saw him again. Dude was a character.
Long story short, he failed out after first semester and didn’t tell his parents. He tried to continue living in the dorm by waiting until people would let him in the door and then wait outside until one of me or my suite mates would get back.
One night he showed up hammered at 3am during finals week and slammed on the door, waking up our RA at the end of the hall. The RA after talking to him figured out that he wasn’t even enrolled in school and a week later all of his things were gone and I never saw him again. Dude was a character.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 12:19 am to WB Davis
Had one that would eat my food out of the freezer, then tape the box back up and put it back in the freezer backwards. Son of a bitch.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 3:11 am to achenator
Hmmm……
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Not me but A friend
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a stoner roommate
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roommate was dead. I think he OD'd
Posted on 10/3/23 at 8:22 am to WB Davis
I was able to live off base during my last year in the Army due to the barracks being renovated. I had a nice studio apartment and one day, a girl I knew came by and was crying because her parents kicked her out and she had nowhere to go. She was a mutual friend, short chubby hispanic girl with a cute face. I told her she could crash for a few days.
She invited a friend over that same night, a hot blonde she went to college with and they proceeded to get drunk. Ended up having a threesome with them. It was more like 90% me and the hispanic. Woke up the next day to both of them gone, $100 missing from my wallet and some of my alcohol missing. Jokes on them, I would have paid them $200.
The hot blonde is a doctor now and the chubby hispanic had bariatric surgery and has been in and out of jail.
She invited a friend over that same night, a hot blonde she went to college with and they proceeded to get drunk. Ended up having a threesome with them. It was more like 90% me and the hispanic. Woke up the next day to both of them gone, $100 missing from my wallet and some of my alcohol missing. Jokes on them, I would have paid them $200.
The hot blonde is a doctor now and the chubby hispanic had bariatric surgery and has been in and out of jail.
This post was edited on 10/3/23 at 8:23 am
Posted on 10/3/23 at 8:27 am to redstick13
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At least he didn’t finger your dog’s butthole.
Dogs can't talk...there is no way to prove he didn't finger his dog's butthole.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 8:39 am to Jim Rockford
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My randomly assigned freshman roommate at LSU was a Jesuit alum
My randomly assigned freshman roommate at LSU was gay, and came out the closet halfway through the first semester. He used to moisturize his feet nightly with Bath and Body Works Raspberry lotion, and to this day I can't stand the smell of raspberry fragrances.
After he came out, our room became a way station for homosexual men and butch lesbians. I didn't spend a lot of time in our room after that.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 8:59 am to boxcarbarney
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way station
Posted on 10/3/23 at 9:31 am to WB Davis
I went with the random roommate at LSU my freshman year in Herget. Show up on move in day and he was already halfway done moving his stuff in. Seemed like a cool guy and we got along.
All good until spring semester when he became a drug dealer out of our dorm. Then got busted for drugs and kicked out. Had that square concrete block room to myself after that.
All good until spring semester when he became a drug dealer out of our dorm. Then got busted for drugs and kicked out. Had that square concrete block room to myself after that.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 9:49 am to Buck Magnum
quote:There are non-monetary arrangements that can be made. I've seen them in some documentaries.
My current roommate was her four friends live here rent free.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 10:37 am to WB Davis
I lived with a girl after high school. Her and her sister lived on my street in high school so we were all good friends. Younger sister had a thing for me but moved back home for a couple years. Younger came back to live with me and the older sister who I started hooking up with. Young sister started cozying up to me and bought me some nice gifts and older sister got jealous and was bitching me out for it when I did nothing wrong. Said I need to stop her and tell her own sister what's up.
I became disenchanted with the drama. Another friend of older sister who was married had a thing for me. One time we were all in NOLA for a trip and at a stop light, she got out of the car her husband was in to come back and jump in my car which was uncomfortable. Husband looking at us in rearview while his wife in front seat trying to make moves on me with my girlfriend in back seat passed out. But i digress. That girl caught me making out on new years with a different friend of the older sister and she told the older sister. Older sister confronted me and was pushing me...I punched holes in sheet rock to get her to stop and she didn't. I tried to leave and as I leave, she tries to push me down concrete apt stairs but I grabbed railing at last second.
I needed to move but was broke and locked into a lease.
Now, both sisters were against me and we were all living in apt. Younger sister waited tables for a living. I caught her sneaking into my room and using my ties and white polo shirts to wait tables(would find them with stains on them hidden in her room). I put a lock on my door. Then they both bitched me out and said I can't put a lock on my door. I said It's my shite and no one elses sooooo....then when older sister started dating others and having them call apt, I did the same. She confronted me over some other girl calling and she swung a plastic patio chair at my head. I then decided to move out. my sanity and safety was more important than my credit.
I became disenchanted with the drama. Another friend of older sister who was married had a thing for me. One time we were all in NOLA for a trip and at a stop light, she got out of the car her husband was in to come back and jump in my car which was uncomfortable. Husband looking at us in rearview while his wife in front seat trying to make moves on me with my girlfriend in back seat passed out. But i digress. That girl caught me making out on new years with a different friend of the older sister and she told the older sister. Older sister confronted me and was pushing me...I punched holes in sheet rock to get her to stop and she didn't. I tried to leave and as I leave, she tries to push me down concrete apt stairs but I grabbed railing at last second.
I needed to move but was broke and locked into a lease.
Now, both sisters were against me and we were all living in apt. Younger sister waited tables for a living. I caught her sneaking into my room and using my ties and white polo shirts to wait tables(would find them with stains on them hidden in her room). I put a lock on my door. Then they both bitched me out and said I can't put a lock on my door. I said It's my shite and no one elses sooooo....then when older sister started dating others and having them call apt, I did the same. She confronted me over some other girl calling and she swung a plastic patio chair at my head. I then decided to move out. my sanity and safety was more important than my credit.
This post was edited on 10/3/23 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 10/3/23 at 10:45 am to Jake88
One of my last years of college, a roommate constantly ordered pizza and left the boxes out for days. He did this with taco bell shrapnel as well.
Finally, I started taking all the boxes and shoving them up under his bed. He had a long bed skirt thing so he couldn't see it.
Several weeks go by and one day I get home from class and hes raging mad about it. His parents were coming in town that weekend and he was cleaning up his room and found like 10 boxes of half eaten pizza and other trash up under there
I simply said "hey man you never threw it away so i assumed you wanted to keep it".
He NEVER left it out again.
P.S. This also works for 9 year olds who refuse to put up their used plates/utensils
Finally, I started taking all the boxes and shoving them up under his bed. He had a long bed skirt thing so he couldn't see it.
Several weeks go by and one day I get home from class and hes raging mad about it. His parents were coming in town that weekend and he was cleaning up his room and found like 10 boxes of half eaten pizza and other trash up under there
I simply said "hey man you never threw it away so i assumed you wanted to keep it".
He NEVER left it out again.
P.S. This also works for 9 year olds who refuse to put up their used plates/utensils
Posted on 10/3/23 at 10:57 am to WB Davis
My freshman year roommate was 1 of 4 randomly assigned at the Venue at Northgate. I majored in a tough degree program so really only partook in festivities on Friday and Saturday. We had like 6 people over one Friday night around 10 or 11 pm and he starts throwing stuff at his closed door and texting us to STFU and that he was going to kick our arse. He was almost a foot and a half shorter than me and probably weighed less than half so I just kind of laughed it off. Didn't say a word to us for 6 months after. Always came straight through with a hoodie and headphones. Eventually said later he had a gun and thought about shooting up the place that night.
He would not have fared well with the marine ROTC roommate that moved in after him - loud sex with Denham Springs gf with door open, competitions on who could take the longest pull from a handle of captain Morgan at 3 am (3 hours before their PTs), loud TV pretty much all the time, etc
Also had a schizophrenic roommate.
Also had a roommate whose gf slept with the other roommate. He also had a gun and threatened to kill the other roommate.
College was pretty wild.
He would not have fared well with the marine ROTC roommate that moved in after him - loud sex with Denham Springs gf with door open, competitions on who could take the longest pull from a handle of captain Morgan at 3 am (3 hours before their PTs), loud TV pretty much all the time, etc
Also had a schizophrenic roommate.
Also had a roommate whose gf slept with the other roommate. He also had a gun and threatened to kill the other roommate.
College was pretty wild.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 11:15 am to Jim Rockford
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My randomly assigned freshman roommate at LSU was a Jesuit alum
My freshman roommate at Bama was a Jesuit alum, and is still one of my best bros. His sister and my sister are two years older than us, were Alpha Gam sisters, and were good friends. We would come to Tuscaloosa while we were in high school and party. Became good friends. He actually evacuated to Tuscaloosa during Katrina, and lived at "the pool house" for a while which is what they called the house that our sisters, and a few of their Alpha Gam sisters lived. Needless to say, this experience turned him Gump.
So we arranged to be roommates at Paty.
I would visit New Orleans with him often when he would go home, which is where my love of New Orleans and fandom of the Saints began.
He had a gravity bong in our dorm room that had a huge bong slide as the cap, called it the barrel of fire, and that thing would send you to the moon. Also had a huge bong he named "bong shanks" that would scramble your brains. Many good times eating psychedelics and listening to Phish, and watching Planet Earth which premiered that year.
Roommate sophomore year was a hometown friend, and partied hard. Big into Panic. I also liked to party and enjoyed drug bands. But not as much as him. He formed a bad OC addiction, and eventually heroin. OD'd a couple of times, and eventually his parents yanked him back home. He's been clean and sober for years now, and doing well.
This post was edited on 10/3/23 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 10/3/23 at 11:55 am to WB Davis
At Auburn I was living in a 4 person apartment. Two people shared a bedroom and then had common living, dining, bathrooms. Residents were randomly assigned.
My roommate was a nice AA guy from south Alabama, drummer in the marching band. Suitemates were two rich private school pricks from north Atlanta. Neither had ever had to do a lick of housework or cleaning in their lives. They would leave the bathroom and kitchen a mess and expected Eddie (my roommate) to clean it up because he was black. Either that or they would say they were going to hire a cleaning service to come in and clean.
After fall semester both had pledged a frat and were moving out to the frat house. While they were in Atl for the weekend, Eddie and I went and got gloves and big industrial sized garbage bags and put all of their shite in the bags. Had them sitting by the door when they got back so they could move their shite to the frat.
My roommate was a nice AA guy from south Alabama, drummer in the marching band. Suitemates were two rich private school pricks from north Atlanta. Neither had ever had to do a lick of housework or cleaning in their lives. They would leave the bathroom and kitchen a mess and expected Eddie (my roommate) to clean it up because he was black. Either that or they would say they were going to hire a cleaning service to come in and clean.
After fall semester both had pledged a frat and were moving out to the frat house. While they were in Atl for the weekend, Eddie and I went and got gloves and big industrial sized garbage bags and put all of their shite in the bags. Had them sitting by the door when they got back so they could move their shite to the frat.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 12:04 pm to achenator
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A friend had a stoner roommate at SLU
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roommate was dead
Probably OD'd on marijuana; it'll get you eventually.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 12:19 pm to WB Davis
Not a horror story for me, exactly but,
Roommate caught and put a small (maybe 15") gator in my bathtub/shower overnight. Still not sure if he meant it for me or not. When the girl got up in the morning to shower, she was greeted and "announced" it to everyone probably within a 2 block radius.
We still laugh about it 35+ years later.
Roommate caught and put a small (maybe 15") gator in my bathtub/shower overnight. Still not sure if he meant it for me or not. When the girl got up in the morning to shower, she was greeted and "announced" it to everyone probably within a 2 block radius.
We still laugh about it 35+ years later.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:01 pm to WB Davis
First moved out to move in with buddy from highschool. His dad bought the house. I just rented a room. They made noise all the damned time. Kept the ac on 75. And everyone in the house ended up an actual alchoholic. Legitimately ruined 5 or 6 years of my life by living there for six months.
Moved back home to live with my cousin, now I was the bad roommate. Fridge only had room for beer. Left dishes in the sink. I was loud. Had constant parties.
And then... I took a fancy to this little bar whore. She would go home with a different guy constantly, and for some reason, I was downright obsessed with her.
She ended up unofficially moving in. Never paid rent. Hardly ever gave up the pussy. But she was the best wingman a guy could ask for. Until she'd flip out and go into a jealous rage the second she wasn't the center of my attention.
She was gasoline and I was a fire. Together we would have ended up doing something great or doing something terrible.
Thankfully after a few months I reconnected with an old girlfriend and gave her the boot. But living with back to back alcoholics for a year really put life on hold for a few years after.
Moved back home to live with my cousin, now I was the bad roommate. Fridge only had room for beer. Left dishes in the sink. I was loud. Had constant parties.
And then... I took a fancy to this little bar whore. She would go home with a different guy constantly, and for some reason, I was downright obsessed with her.
She ended up unofficially moving in. Never paid rent. Hardly ever gave up the pussy. But she was the best wingman a guy could ask for. Until she'd flip out and go into a jealous rage the second she wasn't the center of my attention.
She was gasoline and I was a fire. Together we would have ended up doing something great or doing something terrible.
Thankfully after a few months I reconnected with an old girlfriend and gave her the boot. But living with back to back alcoholics for a year really put life on hold for a few years after.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:21 pm to Solo Cam
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