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re: Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:35 pm to WB Davis
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:35 pm to WB Davis
Worst- had a roommate that wore my new boxers while I was offshore and rip the crotch out, used all the toilet paper in my bathroom and soap instead of goin to the store when he ran out- had to make him pay me back for that stuff.
Best roommate- I used to live with a f.w.b. and it was fantastic. When we weren't seeing someone serious we'd have sex when needed. If either was was trying to build something with a partner we didn't touch each other, we respected the boundary. It was of course harder for her with her boyfriends cuz guys have a problem with a male roommate. Also we were both the type of people that liked to walk around the house naked. That was tough, when a chick wants to snuggle watchin tv and have just that closeness w/o the sex thats hard to control, but had to control myself sometimes. A couple of times she had friends she new wouldn't tell everyone in town about the situation and she'd bring one over w/o notice and walk in and I'm walking around naked and it was fun for her to shock a friend that had no idea. They knew we were roommates but didn't know about the walking around the house naked thing. Need another roommate like her
Best roommate- I used to live with a f.w.b. and it was fantastic. When we weren't seeing someone serious we'd have sex when needed. If either was was trying to build something with a partner we didn't touch each other, we respected the boundary. It was of course harder for her with her boyfriends cuz guys have a problem with a male roommate. Also we were both the type of people that liked to walk around the house naked. That was tough, when a chick wants to snuggle watchin tv and have just that closeness w/o the sex thats hard to control, but had to control myself sometimes. A couple of times she had friends she new wouldn't tell everyone in town about the situation and she'd bring one over w/o notice and walk in and I'm walking around naked and it was fun for her to shock a friend that had no idea. They knew we were roommates but didn't know about the walking around the house naked thing. Need another roommate like her
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:42 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:Hey genius - like I said in my follow-on post, that ex-roommate is now dead from a communicable disease.
OWLFAN86
Somewhere in America there's a guy with a smoking hot wife and an F250
ETA:
quote:Brings up gays in a thread about roommates, wonders why others assume he's queer.
OWLFAN86
that's talking about his gay roommate in college
This post was edited on 10/3/23 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:47 pm to namvet6566
quote:
Solo You have been reported to Admin
a-hole
He may have fricked your mom.
But your daddy has the softer mouth.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:50 pm to WB Davis
Came home from work one day (was the last day of the semester) to an apartment full of smoke. Wtf... Roommate left an iron on the ironing board plugged in and apparently it fell off face down on the carpet when he slammed the door to leave to go back home for the winter break. What a dumbass.
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:53 pm to WB Davis
That has to be one of the worst stories to ever be told on TD.....
Posted on 10/3/23 at 1:55 pm to WB Davis
I moved in, and the roomie said he had something to tell me. I expected that he was going to tell me he was gay, but he said, "I like dick that tastes like pussy."
I also caught him jerking off to Captain Jean Luc Picard once.
I spent a lot of time in other people's dorm rooms that semester.
I also caught him jerking off to Captain Jean Luc Picard once.
I spent a lot of time in other people's dorm rooms that semester.
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