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re: Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:00 pm to WB Davis
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:00 pm to WB Davis
My roommates were pretty solid
I might have been the horror story
But I help them become cooler in every way. Music clothes having fun etc
Ex. We moved apartments just across and two doors down but different landlords. So I decided this would be a perfect time to have a kegger in the old empty apartment.
Turns out it was !!!
I might have been the horror story
But I help them become cooler in every way. Music clothes having fun etc
Ex. We moved apartments just across and two doors down but different landlords. So I decided this would be a perfect time to have a kegger in the old empty apartment.
Turns out it was !!!
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:03 pm to WB Davis
They assigned me a Chinese guy that didn’t speak a word of English! Sat in the middle of the floor and cooked stinking fish every day on a little Bunsen burner!
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:03 pm to WB Davis
Had a deaf roommate in college that was addicted to porn and wacking. He always cranked it in the living room and never heard me walk in the door when I got home from class.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:04 pm to Packer
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My dorm roommate my freshman year of college was in a frat that had to hold an intervention for him because he was cutting himself. I was in the room when they all stopped by and it was super awkward. Fast forward to the summer and he killed himself because his GF broke up with him.
That's fricking terrible.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:04 pm to Honest Tune
You just turned a deaf ear to it?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:07 pm to 777Tiger
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At least he didn’t finger your dog’s butthole.
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that he's aware of
I don't know. Dogs are pretty in tune with that kind of thing or so I'm told.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:12 pm to WB Davis
My first dorm roommate was a friend from childhood thru highschool. However, we were on vastly different paths once we got to LSU. He never went to class and stayed up all hours of the night. I'd be going to bed to make class the next day and he'd be up at 1 a.m. playing music on his laptop with no headphones. He had no respect whatsoever for me having to live in the same room. Really made me want to never hang around him even though we'd known each other forever. Paid a fine to move out a semester early to get in an apartment and never spoke to him much afterwards. He dropped out of school after the next semester. Never had major issues with roomates after that.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:17 pm to WB Davis
I had great roommates. Freshman year, me and two buddies from HS had saved up enough money to rent a house together. One ended up being an alcoholic, but he didn't cause much drama at the house.
However, a girl I dated then had a crazy roommate. I spent a lot of time over there and this girl always had something going on. She was bulimic, and would throw up in the shared kitchen sink and leave it sometimes. My GF threw me a party and a bunch of people came over and had a good time. She stayed in her room the entire time, crying, until after everyone left and came and asked if she could sleep with us (she was not worth it). And called her dad to tell him that we turned her down . Girl had serious issues.
However, a girl I dated then had a crazy roommate. I spent a lot of time over there and this girl always had something going on. She was bulimic, and would throw up in the shared kitchen sink and leave it sometimes. My GF threw me a party and a bunch of people came over and had a good time. She stayed in her room the entire time, crying, until after everyone left and came and asked if she could sleep with us (she was not worth it). And called her dad to tell him that we turned her down . Girl had serious issues.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:19 pm to WG_Dawg
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WG_Dawg
Omg what an insane horror story!!
Just saying that he got rid of every woman the next morning regardless of looks or apparent money.
Mercedes gal looked like a keeper to me.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:20 pm to WB Davis
Had a roommate who must have been allergic to soap because he and his shite always stunk. He would wash his clothes and bathe, but that strong scent of BO never went away.
He got to the point where he if he was there, he was in his room with the door closed (which was good because it locked the stink in there). At some point her broke his fricking window because he had left his keys there when he went to work (he rode a bike everywhere).
Eventually he stopped paying rent so on my birthday I kicked him out (mine was the only name on the lease). After he was gone I cleaned out his room (eventually having to bathe the walls in Lysol and multiple deep carpet scrubs), I found a couple of lighters and some small sheets of tin foil (he knew I had a zero-tolerance for drugs, I think he was probably smoking crack and I just couldn't detect it over his BO).
He got to the point where he if he was there, he was in his room with the door closed (which was good because it locked the stink in there). At some point her broke his fricking window because he had left his keys there when he went to work (he rode a bike everywhere).
Eventually he stopped paying rent so on my birthday I kicked him out (mine was the only name on the lease). After he was gone I cleaned out his room (eventually having to bathe the walls in Lysol and multiple deep carpet scrubs), I found a couple of lighters and some small sheets of tin foil (he knew I had a zero-tolerance for drugs, I think he was probably smoking crack and I just couldn't detect it over his BO).
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:25 pm to WB Davis
My roommate left a pot on the stove in the middle of the night and that shite burned to hell with the worst smell. I thought I was being possessed. Scared the shite out of me. House was dark, no noise, had no idea he came home. fricking idiot came home, was hammered and started to cook then passed out in his room.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:35 pm to WB Davis
How many people scrolled through this thread looking for a story about themselves?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:36 pm to CrappyPants
My first semester at LSU I went into the random pool for a room mate.
Ended up with a serious druggie, that would stay up tweaking, watching TV and still be rocking on the end of his bed when I got up for class the next morning. About a month in he disappeared, and I figured he quit school so I never reported him missing. Fast forward a few weeks and his parents call the land line in our dorm. I tell them I haven't seen him in weeks.
Turns out he was in jail. I only saw him one more time a few days later when his parents drove over from Houston to bail him out and pack up his stuff. I had the room to myself after that, so it all worked out.
Ended up with a serious druggie, that would stay up tweaking, watching TV and still be rocking on the end of his bed when I got up for class the next morning. About a month in he disappeared, and I figured he quit school so I never reported him missing. Fast forward a few weeks and his parents call the land line in our dorm. I tell them I haven't seen him in weeks.
Turns out he was in jail. I only saw him one more time a few days later when his parents drove over from Houston to bail him out and pack up his stuff. I had the room to myself after that, so it all worked out.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:44 pm to Jim Rockford
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My randomly assigned freshman roommate at LSU was a Jesuit alum
Sorry to hear that you hate gentlemanly scholars.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:48 pm to WB Davis
Just typical slob shite. Had a roommate who took a bad hit to the head and spent some time in the hospital and blamed his inability to function as a roommate on any sort of normal level on it..despite being in college and handling that fine.
he would leave wet clothes in the washer till you could smell the damp downstairs, once left boiled peeld crawfish in his room till we were gagging.... we played the game of dish chicken with him till me and the other roomate said frick it and hid paper plates for ourselves....the shite in the sink he left literally grew mold that started climbing the sink.
he would leave wet clothes in the washer till you could smell the damp downstairs, once left boiled peeld crawfish in his room till we were gagging.... we played the game of dish chicken with him till me and the other roomate said frick it and hid paper plates for ourselves....the shite in the sink he left literally grew mold that started climbing the sink.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:54 pm to WB Davis
Two of them. Last weekend’s LSU and Saints games.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:54 pm to WB Davis
My first roommate was a good friend but we were in separate life positions. We had both left LSU but moved in together. I was working a real full time job and he wasn’t.
I went to the store one Sunday evening and got everything I’d need for lunch for the week. Made sandwiches for the next day and everything. He and his friends stayed up smoking weed all night and when I got up at 4:00 AM the next day I had zero food left. I was a level of pissed that I never knew I had. Felt just like my parents.
Luckily, the landlord asked us to cut the lease short a few months because she was getting a divorce or something and wanted to move back in so we were able to keep our friendship intact.
I went to the store one Sunday evening and got everything I’d need for lunch for the week. Made sandwiches for the next day and everything. He and his friends stayed up smoking weed all night and when I got up at 4:00 AM the next day I had zero food left. I was a level of pissed that I never knew I had. Felt just like my parents.
Luckily, the landlord asked us to cut the lease short a few months because she was getting a divorce or something and wanted to move back in so we were able to keep our friendship intact.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 5:31 pm to WB Davis
I lived with a girl my freshman year of college who was a slob. She left a jar of mayonnaise on her bedroom window sill until it turned orange. Opening the door to her room required a gas mask.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 5:33 pm to WB Davis
My first semester at LSU, my roommate was supposedly a big time pot dealer and his side of the dorm looked like a tornado went through. He left his stuff there but also had an apartment. Got a visit from LSU PD and they got upset when I didn't know all about him.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 5:36 pm to WB Davis
I don’t have any personally. I got married young so the only time I had roommates was one semester at UNA, which was fine, and when I was stationed at Ft. Polk. I was an NCO and they paired me with an E-4. Not really a big deal. The weekends were quiet because he was gone a lot trying to rustle up some trim. Several nights I awoke to “noises” and he was balls deep inside some bar chick.
alajones2’s first roommate stole her checkbook, wrote about $1,000 worth of hot checks, then moved out 3 months into the lease. She blames herself though. She barely knew her and was just ready to get out of her parents’ house.
alajones2’s first roommate stole her checkbook, wrote about $1,000 worth of hot checks, then moved out 3 months into the lease. She blames herself though. She barely knew her and was just ready to get out of her parents’ house.
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 5:38 pm
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