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Breast milk for sale on facebook marketplace
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:05 pm
I was thinking about all the fellas in the storm threads needing breast/titty milk the other day. With all this news about preparing for doomsday scenarios, I'm thinking about purchasing someone's breast milk on facebook marketplace. The one I'm looking at currently says "she does not take any medications". Any success stories with breast milk? Thank you everyone for your input.
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Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:05 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
Plot twist: OP has zero children.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:07 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
Looks like alot of medications on that countertop. I'd be shocked if she's not taking some of those meds. Probably should test the milk once you get it.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:09 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
I was raised on it and I'm old and healthy.
Although I don't remember the consumption.
Although I don't remember the consumption.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:10 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
Only if it’s Cambodian.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:12 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
quote:
I was raised on it and I'm old and healthy.
So we talking until you were like 5 or 6?
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:13 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
Im gonna need to see the breasts from which the milk comes from.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:16 pm to Wolfmanjack
I'm not gonna lie, from the pics it does look like she is a healthy producer of product,
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:16 pm to forkedintheroad
quote:
Plot twist: OP has zero children.
Probably thinks breasts feel like sand.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:18 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
I'm gonna pass. Assuming it's hers.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:20 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
I laughed at:
“Condition - new”.
Tell you what, man…..I’ll buy you all you care to drink
“Condition - new”.
Tell you what, man…..I’ll buy you all you care to drink
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:32 pm to Spankum
The idea is to mix with protein powder. I heard from a smart man that colostrum from the breast milk protects your gut pretty good. I had alot of mexican food the last 2 nights and would greatly appreciate the healing to my guts.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:33 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:37 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
always good to think outside the box
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:37 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
m gonna pass. Assuming it's hers.
Shoot, I bet with all the sweets she consumes throughout the day that titty milk is yummy. Add a little Hershey's cocoa powder and wooo boy
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:40 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:44 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:52 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
I get mine straight from the cow.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 1:55 pm to BrianKellysRealtor
I can’t help but thinking about Borat sharing cheese with Bob Barr. After Barr is chewing he tells Barr. “ my wife made this cheese… from the milk of her tit”
Barr does all he can do to keep everything down. One of my favorite scenes. LOL.
Barr does all he can do to keep everything down. One of my favorite scenes. LOL.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 6:49 pm
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