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re: Blogger, 26, claims using SEMEN as face cream is the secret to glowing skin

Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6435 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:46 am to
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Kelly Zolanski


Unexpected Polish name for person who is clearly not Polish.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120032 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:47 am to
I would think it would depend on that person's diet as well.. right?


Im sure people have put worse on their face..

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68464 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:48 am to
Skank gonna skank
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88397 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:51 am to
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How has her "friend" not convinced her it has to be warm????



or taken orally for best results?
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8797 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:52 am to
People don't think the semen be like it is, but it do.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295492 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:52 am to
Just attention whoring.

This is pretty common today, say something radical and blow up on social media.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64022 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:53 am to
Semen can have vastly different quality depending on the person or their level of nutrition/hydration.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88397 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:55 am to
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Semen can have vastly different quality depending on the person or their level of nutrition/hydration.




I always used to tell girls it was good for their hair and nails, they ate that shite up
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15713 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:06 am to
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or taken orally for best results?


Had a GF I called the gobbler or was it the guzzler... She was pretty serious about her intake.. She would get cum drunk.. I felt used..
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47180 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:06 am to
my queen
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10675 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:07 am to
As a woman, no way in hell. Semen has an unusual smell.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68763 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:07 am to
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face cream


It also brightens and whitens teeth and promotes good stomach health.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88397 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:08 am to
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As a woman, no way in hell. Semen has an unusual smell.



now you're just sounding gay, dude
Posted by JoeXiden
Member since Oct 2021
281 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:08 am to
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She's 26, if you have old looking skin at that age, you either have terrible genes or you spend 12 hours a day in the sun


Or work at the Cadillac Lounge in Providence, Rhode Island
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:09 am to
Oh so filters=semen now?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23712 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:09 am to
Real Sex on HBO had a story about people doing this back in the 90s. This "blogger" is no revolutionary.

The folks in that show also used it as a conditioner for their hair and...tooth*gag*...toothpaste...
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
8110 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:15 am to
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I would think it would depend on that person's diet as well.. right?

I had a girlfriend look up at me and say "I can tell when you eat more cheese"
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19111 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:20 am to
Soon to be marketed by Vera Wang.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19111 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:25 am to
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She got that year-round tan. I thought black don’t crack.


Black don’t crack, when ya homeboy whack.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21101 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:26 am to
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As a woman, no way in hell.


It sure is a good thing you aren't a woman. Problem solved.
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