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re: Bizarre Church Story
Posted on 5/26/25 at 5:39 pm to CMBears1259
Posted on 5/26/25 at 5:39 pm to CMBears1259
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I'm guessing story is BS after re-reading this and the thread title. Never been in a church that "expects' you to give. And it's not bizarre. Bizarre is something unusual or unexpected. IF this happened, it was planned out. Either way you're an a-hole.
Planned? Definitely. I think you all are overreacting. No one died here.
This post was edited on 5/26/25 at 5:42 pm
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Posted on 5/26/25 at 5:53 pm to VooDude
So did you plan ahead to bring Monopoly money or are you in the habit of carrying it on you?
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:17 pm to VooDude
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:18 pm to VooDude
Sounds like you are catholic, so
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:27 pm to VooDude
Was Joe Rogan there?
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:31 pm to VooDude
OP you got a sense of humor man. Lighten up those church goers a little bit
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:36 pm to VooDude
quote:
So I recently started going to church to support my wife. When they passed the golden tray around for donations, I thought it would be funny to put Monopoly money into it. My wife hasn’t spoken to me since.
You can’t be this stupid.
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:39 pm to tgrmeat
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So did you plan ahead to bring Monopoly money or are you in the habit of carrying it on you?
Why would anyone just carry around Monopoly money? The 'Get Out of Jail Free Card' I understand, but......fake Monopoly money?
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:41 pm to VooDude
Ask her how much has the church ever given y’all in y’all’s time giving to them. If that doesn’t work, let her find out you helped a less fortunate/needy person or family since the church refuses to do so. If that doesn’t work, your lady is a vile hypocrite.
Posted on 5/26/25 at 6:43 pm to VooDude
Looks like the only sex you are going to be having for the foreseeable future is with your hand
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:02 pm to VooDude
Who the hell walks around with monopoly money?
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:13 pm to VooDude
Put Hotels on Boardwalk
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:14 pm to RummelTiger
Rummel, for 500.00 Alex! U right!
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:17 pm to VooDude
If you and your wife aren’t going to church together, your marriage is already doomed. It’s not the moralistic go to/don’t go argument. If it’s important to her, but of none to you, then you’re way too different. You acknowledge it’s important enough to her that you feel you have to “support” her, but then you made a childish joke out of it. And the joke was not funny at all. It was just your passive aggressive attempt at getting attention. You sound like a real dickhead. If you want to support her, make it a genuine part of your life. Otherwise start thinking about alimony and child support.
This post was edited on 5/26/25 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:23 pm to VooDude
quote:
So I recently started going to church to support my wife. When they passed the golden tray around for donations, I thought it would be funny to put Monopoly money into it. My wife hasn’t spoken to me since.
What do I do? I could always give real money next time, like twice the amount I was expected to give Sunday? Would that make up for it?
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:49 pm to VooDude
quote:Why not have a relationship with God for your own purpose? No one else is going with you to the afterlife.
recently started going to church to support my wife.
Posted on 5/26/25 at 8:03 pm to VooDude
I like turtles
Posted on 5/26/25 at 8:03 pm to Lou Loomis
The Letter of Paul to the Believers 4:1-4
Therefore, as God’s chosen ones, holy and beloved, clothe yourselves with compassion and forbearance, bearing with one another in love.
Let no harsh word proceed from your mouth, but only such as is good for building up, that it may give grace to those who hear.
And above all, remember this: the Lord observes the heart, and He weighs every thought. Let your gentleness be evident to all, for the Judge stands at the door.
Who are you to condemn another’s servant? To his own master he stands or falls—and he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him
Therefore, as God’s chosen ones, holy and beloved, clothe yourselves with compassion and forbearance, bearing with one another in love.
Let no harsh word proceed from your mouth, but only such as is good for building up, that it may give grace to those who hear.
And above all, remember this: the Lord observes the heart, and He weighs every thought. Let your gentleness be evident to all, for the Judge stands at the door.
Who are you to condemn another’s servant? To his own master he stands or falls—and he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him
Posted on 5/26/25 at 8:06 pm to VooDude
And do you think putting play money .. something that is used in a game that promotes capitalism and greed
Is somehow your service to the Lord and his kingdom?
Is somehow your service to the Lord and his kingdom?
This post was edited on 5/26/25 at 8:16 pm
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