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Bidet. Yay or Nay?

Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:47 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62813 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:47 am
This is more a home/garden board question more than likely, but I figured the OT was more expert on asses.

Woot has this bidet on sale today.

What is your opinion on bidets? Most I've heard that got one considers them a game changer.
Further, there's a colonoscopy planned in the family and I figured a bidet could come in handy for this
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35751 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:47 am to
That's a Geaux Tigers!
Posted by Vrai
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
3897 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:48 am to
You've never lived until you've had a warm jet of water shot directly into your a-hole with military precision.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:49 am to
If you have to ask if a bidet is a good investment, you clearly haven’t ever used one
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20879 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:50 am to
Get a shite-tzu. They will leave you spotless.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21918 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:51 am to
Yes.

Then you can laugh at everyone who runs out of toilet paper because stores are closed or shelves empty because everyone is panicking about coronavirus
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13534 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:52 am to
quote:

You've never lived until you've had a warm jet of water shot directly into your a-hole with military precision.




Best addition I've made to my home
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53020 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:52 am to
My plumber sees a lot of guys who get these. He calls them “bigets” because every one of his customers that gets one ends up leaving their family to “live the lifestyle”
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42571 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:53 am to
It truly is wonderful
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20155 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:53 am to
Gay
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53020 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:53 am to
You can tell I’m right because a Yankee and a guy from New Orleans both have them
Posted by tigerjjs
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
1238 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:08 pm to
Get it. You won’t regret it!!
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:10 pm to
Bidets are awesome.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35654 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:10 pm to
If you like a bidet, you're pretty ghey. Might as well get your boyfriend to tongue punch your fart box.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52641 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:11 pm to
Anyone who says no to bidets are just closeted homos who are scared of liking things touch their booty hole
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81893 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:12 pm to
Absolutely they are life changing

I been living that #totolife since our first trip to Japan in 2015. Had one installed the next month we got home
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
675 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:13 pm to
Make sure to get one with the enema function. You wouldn’t believe how much poop you still have in your colon even after you are “done”
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:14 pm to
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You wouldn’t believe how much poop you still have in your colon even after you are “done”


Stop eating McDonald's everyday and start taking psyllium husk.
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
3700 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:14 pm to
Does it replace your toilet, or is it like in Europe where it’s next to the toilet?
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15772 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:15 pm to
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My plumber


You have a plumber? Like a doctor, accountant...plumber?

You require help with so many plumbing issues that you actually have “a plumber”?
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