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re: Bidet. Yay or Nay?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:24 pm to East Coast Band
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:24 pm to East Coast Band
I have ever used one, but I would give a try. I am skeptical...how do you warm the water up before it hits the bunghole? Also, I have my doubts that anything short of a full stream garden hose would clean my bung.
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Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:24 pm to East Coast Band
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:29 pm to lsugambit
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You can buy a cheap bio bidet attachment for your toilet from Amazon or others for under $50. If you don't like it, no harm. If you do, you can upgrade.
Mine was $30. It doesn't have heated water but it does have pressure control and I can't go higher than 50% power. I don't have an issue with water temp in Florida. I don't see any reason to ever go back to TP other than drying off. Absolute game changer, to the point I'll hold my shite until I get off of work.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:35 pm to East Coast Band
Used a toto in Hawaii and bought one immediately when I got back. Not cheap, but I wanted one that did not look like a ski jump, had all the features (pressure and temp control), etc. And I saved $ by installing it myself (usually requires an electrician to put an outlet nearby). Have had it for 7 years now and the wife and I love it. You still need paper to dry or else you have to sit there for a while to wait for the blower to work. One of the best purchases I've ever made.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:39 pm to saint tiger225
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I'm sure you say the same thing when he finishes on you.
You sound like a closeted homosexual. No judgment here. Very strange that cleaning your arse makes you think of dick in your arse.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:40 pm to East Coast Band
does this just go on any toilet?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:44 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
I got a cheap one too off Amazon. Very easy to install yourself and works awesome. I hate when i go out of town to a hotel and have to use toilet paper.
Getting a heated one is rather difficult, as i looked into this a good bit. They are not going to come with some easy plug in, and you're not going to have a plug in anywhere near by more than likely b/c you're toilet is going to be near the tub, and there aren't outlets near a tub. Most of them need to be hardwired in, and I simply wasn't going to go through all that trouble.
The water isn't that cold and after using it a few times, you don't even notice it anymore.
I laugh at morons that are too "that is gay" to get a bidet. I've never heard someone say they tried out a bidet a few times and then decided it wasn't for them.
Been using mine for about 2 years now, and i still enjoy the sex with just my wife, no pegging.
Getting a heated one is rather difficult, as i looked into this a good bit. They are not going to come with some easy plug in, and you're not going to have a plug in anywhere near by more than likely b/c you're toilet is going to be near the tub, and there aren't outlets near a tub. Most of them need to be hardwired in, and I simply wasn't going to go through all that trouble.
The water isn't that cold and after using it a few times, you don't even notice it anymore.
I laugh at morons that are too "that is gay" to get a bidet. I've never heard someone say they tried out a bidet a few times and then decided it wasn't for them.
Been using mine for about 2 years now, and i still enjoy the sex with just my wife, no pegging.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:46 pm to Chad504boy
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does this just go on any toilet?
The cheap amazon ones do. You take off the toilet seat, put the bidet below the seat then attach the T-valve to the water line.. that's it. Super easy
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:50 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
what about one in OP link?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 2:02 pm to Chad504boy
Just looked.. I doubt EVERY toilet but probably most modern ones
Posted on 3/3/20 at 2:04 pm to Chad504boy
I bought a TUSHY . Highly recommend. If your toilet is next to the sink or another hot water line you can get the "spa" version for the heated water. I have the classic and had no complaints, even in cold weather.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 2:43 pm to East Coast Band
It's a must for me. I don't know why but if I don't use a bidet it's like a million wipes most of the time. And even then, it's not near what feel like after a good shower.
I have a cheaper biobidet that still has warm water, seat warmer, blow dry. The biggest problem is it only heats the seat OR the water. I prefer the water warm. I also don't care for the blow dry, I just wipe once after to dry. I feel like for the most part the blow dry just spreads the shite smell. My next one will be one of the $1000 plus ones probably.
If you get a cold water bidet, don't be too judgmental on not liking freezing cold water. I wouldn't advise anyone going the cold water route as their first experience.
I have a cheaper biobidet that still has warm water, seat warmer, blow dry. The biggest problem is it only heats the seat OR the water. I prefer the water warm. I also don't care for the blow dry, I just wipe once after to dry. I feel like for the most part the blow dry just spreads the shite smell. My next one will be one of the $1000 plus ones probably.
If you get a cold water bidet, don't be too judgmental on not liking freezing cold water. I wouldn't advise anyone going the cold water route as their first experience.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 4:18 pm to FloridaRougaroux
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requires an electrician to put an outlet nearby)
This is my hesitation.
The master bath toilet room doesn't have an outlet. I'd have to tap off the light switch. And even with that, the outlet would be towards the front of the shitter room, thus I'd need a longer cord. Not ideal.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:12 pm to Northshoretiger87
quote:It can replace but you might need a tater masher.
Does it replace your toilet, or is it like in Europe where it’s next to the toilet?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:23 pm to East Coast Band
I have that model and it works well. That is an excellent price.
It's like a touchless car wash for your anus.
Buy it.
It's like a touchless car wash for your anus.
Buy it.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:02 pm to East Coast Band
How is that any better than a garden hose?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:03 pm to East Coast Band
Yay. I went bidet and couldn't go back.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:08 pm to El Mattadorr
You're the one who likes things sprayed on your "b-hole".
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:19 pm to East Coast Band
Get a bidet and you’ll never have raw butt, skid marks or dingleberries ever again. You don’t have to spend a small fortune on one anymore.
Technology has caught up with our toilet habits. For example, you can get a Clear Rear brand for under $60. Very well designed and adjustable.
Technology has caught up with our toilet habits. For example, you can get a Clear Rear brand for under $60. Very well designed and adjustable.
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