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re: Bidet. Yay or Nay?

Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27737 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:16 pm to
Do not knock it. Used to feel the same way until my mom convinced my dad to put one in the last house they built 25 years ago. I tried it out, miss that house hated to sell it after my mother's death.....the bidet was and is missed
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16926 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:17 pm to
If your hand touches shite, would you rather wipe it with paper or wash it with water if given a choice?
Posted by JW
Los Angeles
Member since Jul 2004
4772 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:17 pm to
worked in asia last year for 6 months .... a little different set up but the bum gun was my friend and i genuinely miss it.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:18 pm to
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If your hand touches shite, would you rather wipe it with paper or wash it with water if given a choice?


I use 3 shells.
Posted by Mack10
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2012
55 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:19 pm to
Life Changing
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53123 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

If your hand touches shite, would you rather wipe it with paper or wash it with water if given a choice?

Are you blind? You’re not supposed to touch the poop
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6640 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:24 pm to
Oh hell yay
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119534 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:25 pm to
It's going to be him or Bernie
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38617 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:27 pm to
It's the only proper way to clean your a-hole thoroughly.
Posted by dixiechick
Member since Sep 2017
918 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:28 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/30/20 at 10:40 am
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36241 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

I use 3 shells.

The Ray Cocteau special
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28169 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:31 pm to
Nay, I vote Republican.
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

If you like a bidet, you're pretty ghey. Might as well get your boyfriend to tongue punch your fart box.

Nothing wrong with a little water on the B-hole.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176182 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:34 pm to
in a word...


fricking exhilarating
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37345 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

You've never lived until you've had a warm jet of water shot directly into your a-hole with military precision.
Posted by lsugambit
Hammond
Member since Dec 2005
382 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:57 pm to
You can buy a cheap bio bidet attachment for your toilet from Amazon or others for under $50. If you don't like it, no harm. If you do, you can upgrade.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10488 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

in a word...


fricking exhilarating


Yep, pretty spot on. Especially if you are prone to H-roids.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37345 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:06 pm to
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Nothing wrong with a little water on the B-hole.
I'm sure you say the same thing when he finishes on you.
Posted by HurricaneTiger
Coral Gables, FL
Member since Jan 2014
3028 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:07 pm to
Bidets are amazing. Good ones feel great, and are more hygienic than just wiping. Makes your butt feel much cleaner.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29997 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:12 pm to
You still smear your shitty ballon knot with wood pulp? Do you even have indoor plumbing?
I cant believe people still buy toilet paper. Wtf is wrong with you cave people???
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 1:13 pm
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