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Bewhere the Eyes of Marge: a Thread of Malapropisms
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:31 am
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:31 am
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Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:33 am to fr33manator
We are at the precipice of an enormous crossroads
Sopranos had a bunch of these that were hilarious
LINK
Sopranos had a bunch of these that were hilarious
LINK
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:38 am to fr33manator
"Consists of" is a nonsensical term.
"In her consists my happiness … "
—William Shakespeare
"In her consists my happiness … "
—William Shakespeare
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:40 am to fr33manator
quote:
Malapropisms
Never cared for 'em. Too gamey.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:40 am to fr33manator
quote:
Thread of Malapropisms
There are no malapropisms. It is all a pigment of your imagination.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:42 am to fr33manator
I should of made this thread.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:43 am to fr33manator
For all intensive purposes, folks will usually get the jest of what the speaker intends.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:45 am to fr33manator
Irregardless, just be careful of the tides in March.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:45 am to fr33manator
“there’s an old saying in show business, the show must go wrong.”
-Andy Dwyer
-Andy Dwyer
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:46 am to fr33manator
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys is the GOAT Malapropiser (sp?).
"Worst case Ontario."
"It's all water under the fridge."
"Survival of the fitness, boys."
"Two birds get stoned at once."
"Beauty is in the eye when you hold her."
"A toad a so (I told you so)."
"I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist."
"Supply and command (supply and demand)."
And my personal favorite Ricky quote, although it isn't a malapropism:
"Make like a tree and frick off."
"Worst case Ontario."
"It's all water under the fridge."
"Survival of the fitness, boys."
"Two birds get stoned at once."
"Beauty is in the eye when you hold her."
"A toad a so (I told you so)."
"I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist."
"Supply and command (supply and demand)."
And my personal favorite Ricky quote, although it isn't a malapropism:
"Make like a tree and frick off."
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:46 am to Bamarap
"I'm fading into Bolivian." Mike Tyson
"“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” Dan Quayle
"“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” Dan Quayle
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 11:49 am
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:47 am to fr33manator
This is more timely than error:
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 11:54 am
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:47 am to fr33manator
Synopsis of Buffy the Vampire Slayer by an old Italian man;
"It's about a Jew broad who fights a buncha Draculas"
"It's about a Jew broad who fights a buncha Draculas"
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:49 am to blueridgeTiger
quote:
blueridgeTiger
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:49 am to Leotiger725
The only sure-fire way to avoid teenage pregnancy is through obstinance.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:05 pm to fr33manator
I had somebody tell me it was a figmatism of my imagination.
A framer said he was going to sue another framer for defacation of character.
A framer said he was going to sue another framer for defacation of character.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:06 pm to Bamafig
quote:This isn't a malapropism.
Irregardless
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:07 pm to fr33manator
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:10 pm to blueridgeTiger
quote:
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Wow. Did you type all of that on your labtop? Looks like you anticipated what others might say and nipped it in the butt.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:18 pm to blueridgeTiger
quote:
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go
If so, fatso...
A hand in a bird is worth two in her bush.
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