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re: Bewhere the Eyes of Marge: a Thread of Malapropisms

Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90606 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:22 pm to
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There are no malapropisms. It is all a pigment of your imagination.


You deserve a standing ovulation
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3620 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:25 pm to
Those pre-Madonnas are everywhere these days
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51214 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

You deserve a standing ovulation


Lets not go hoverboard
Posted by Irregardless
Member since Nov 2021
2237 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Irregardless
This isn't a malapropism.



Thank you!
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19220 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:43 pm to
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Sopranos had a bunch of these that were hilarious

"They're messing us up. Trying to dreate dysentery among the ranks."

-Christopher Moltisanti

Paulie Walnuts discussing dinosaurs-
Lady: "I believe it was a meteor."

Paulie: "They were all meat eaters."
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7689 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Thread of Malapropisms


A good round of antibiotics should clear it up.
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
7720 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:20 pm to
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For all intensive purposes, folks will usually get the jest of what the speaker intends.


Norm Crosby was the world champ at this: LINK
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42407 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:22 pm to
Minus well win the whole thing.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2365 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

a Thread of Malapropisms


Are you telling me, if this thread lasts more than 4 hours I need to see a doctor?
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2365 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

a Thread of Malapropisms


Are you telling me, if this thread lasts more than 4 hours I need to see a doctor?
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10608 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:25 pm to
Irregardless
This isn't a malapropism.
—Let the man have his momentum
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2365 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:25 pm to
Weird double post...
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 1:27 pm
Posted by VaeVictus
Member since Feb 2017
1524 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:32 pm to
More Rickyisms

Gorilla see gorilla do
Friends with benedicts
Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here

Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3150 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:47 pm to
Irregardless. “Irregardless” is a combination of two words with the same meaning: regardless and irrespective. Both of these words mean something to the effect of “despite prevailing circumstances” or “setting that aside for the moment.” “Irregardless” is one of the oldest and most common malapropisms in modern English
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124194 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:56 pm to
Had a doctor fuss me about cigarettes today


Sounded funny too

Wonder if it was an affagtation

Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20272 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 5:00 pm to
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who wax the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and except the fax. You might have to come to this concussion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22766 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 5:04 pm to
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Ricky from Trailer Park Boys is the GOAT Malapropiser (sp?).


"Why is he dressed like Indianapolis Jones?"

"How do you get whiskey stains out of Ka-Hay-Kee pants? What kind of ducking questions are these?"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124194 posts
Posted on 3/16/23 at 1:13 pm to
Got stuck at the tracks today, thought it would never end. So many vehicles, and I had to poo.


We were like desperate autos waiting on a train.
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