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re: Bad news losers that cant get a girlfriend or any friend

Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15385 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:53 pm to
Time to file a disability discrimination lawsuit on behalf of those with social disorders. Make some bank.
Posted by BreesyInBigEasy
Member since Sep 2019
770 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:53 pm to
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If a single guy was smart he would stand next to the ticket window and wait for a single female to walk up. Buy her a ticket to the movie and guaranteed to use her legs to direct air traffic control later on.

Tl;dr. Buy single chick ticket. Have sex.



Grabbing all those single women who want to see the joker by themselves

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69693 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:55 pm to
Which AMC is that? Total bullshite. I wanted to go see it myself. None of my family have any desire to go see it
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
5015 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:55 pm to
I’m on vacation and was gonna go solo because my wife has no interest in the movie.

Oh well

Netflix it’ll be


Edited : hey PirateKing, let’s go together
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 4:57 pm
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7838 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:56 pm to
God forgive me, but the first thing that popped into my head was Pacino as Scarface yelling "Say hello to my little friend" Not making light of why this is being done, just the extremes at which it's being carried out. Downvotes away
Posted by sanora
Member since Feb 2019
1630 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Which AMC is that? Total bull shite. I wanted to go see it myself. None of my family have any desire to go see it



i don't think it's actually real
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 4:59 pm to
They're serious about it, too.

Dragged my arse clean out of the theater by my ankles while I was screaming the lyrics to America the Beautiful at the top of my lungs.

Oh by the way, "You're welcome!" to the guy that swiped my popcorn that got left behind.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 4:59 pm
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5960 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:04 pm to
That theatre should be empty then.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
19411 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

If a single guy was smart he would stand next to the ticket window and wait for a single female to walk up. Buy her a ticket to the movie and guaranteed to use her legs to direct air traffic control later on.


Take notes gentlemen. If you want to spend your night standing by yourself at a ticket office and still going home to jerk it, This is the best strategy
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69563 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

theatre


Go back to England, fig.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 5:18 pm
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:24 pm to
Wow. What a fricking joke. Talk about letting fear control you.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:33 pm to
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Sigh...Fine I’ll just stay home and put my dick in my hand

If you put forth a little effort and put someone else's dick in your hand, you probably could bring that guy with you to see the movie.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 5:37 pm
Posted by CHiPs25
Member since Apr 2014
3129 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Grabbing all those single women who want to see the joker by themselves


All it takes is one.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:49 pm to
Yea frick those incels
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12978 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

f you put forth a little effort and put someone else's dick in your hand, you probably could bring that guy with you to see the movie.


Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35530 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:59 pm to
i don't understand this as a solution to a "security concern" and "an additional partner" connotes at least three people. idiots.

i don't go to theaters at all because i hate the general public, especially moviegoers (apologies to Walker Percy). But this is tarded.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:02 pm to
I’d be interested to see how strict this policy is enforced on women compared to men.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:03 pm to
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Good way to make an incel want to shoot up your theater.


Scary how much this post resonates with this board.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:34 pm to


so what if these guys had felt like seeing a movie together?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:46 pm to


Those things are so very disturbing. I mean, come on. With even the tiniest amount of game you can get a live, flesh and blood woman
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