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re: Astronomer CEO and CPO caught in affair @ Coldplay concert.

Posted on 7/17/25 at 6:59 am to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7467 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 6:59 am to
They are just friends. Honest!
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
2427 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 6:59 am to
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WTF is a Chief People Officer?


Made up title to force a high paying DEI title into HR.

This person is then assigned to look under every rock for any types of "discrimination" while continuing to promote what is left of DEI.
Posted by nycguy
Member since Jan 2024
109 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:03 am to
Astronomer is actually a pretty good startup, they've raised close to half a billion and their software Airflow is used by like a majority of F500 companies, based out of NY as well, ran into them a couple times.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17237 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:06 am to
Jesus people are so mean on the internet. Go outside and experience the world irl lol
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
6019 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:12 am to
What's the software used for?

Is the CEO a founder? I'm wondering which of the 2 is going to have to leave after this.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28402 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:14 am to
That sucks all the way around. Not only do you get caught cheating, you have to listen to Coldplay.
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50644 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:19 am to
HR Director
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2089 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:22 am to
quote:

You know how I know you're gay?


The amount of downvotes you got for this is a huge insight into the shifting demographic around here. They didn't get it....sad really.
Posted by nycguy
Member since Jan 2024
109 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:24 am to
Look at their site lol.
Uber, Bloomberg, Apple, Linkedin, Ford, Adobe are all customers, but basically data movement stuff that is extremely overpriced and expensive. Like you orchestrate data in pipelines moving them around, we use Airflow quite a bit.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72947 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:24 am to
Ban Coldplay
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
4024 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:27 am to
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I’d be more embarrassed that I was caught at a Coldplay concert
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4903 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:27 am to
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What is a chief people officer?


A VP of HR who gets a pay bump by sleeping with the CEO.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24816 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:29 am to
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Jesus people are so mean on the internet. Go outside and experience the world irl lol


Yep. It’s nobody’s business but the 3 involved. The wife is going through enough now and also has to deal with the public shaming for something that’s not her fault. People are just awful.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68808 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:33 am to
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Yep. It’s nobody’s business but the 3 involved. The wife is going through enough now and also has to deal with the public shaming for something that’s not her fault. People are just awful.


That X thread also put her husband on blast and the female VP CPO who was standing next to them and obviously knew they were hooking up. So the numbers of people whose business it is are rising.
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:38 am to
The SpaceX chick has apparently made it her mission in life to utterly destroy everyone involved. Why does she have such a vested interest in this story?
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17597 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:42 am to
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Why does she have such a vested interest in this story?


If there is no drama, a woman will create drama.
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4347 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:43 am to
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a majority of F500
quote:

based out of NY
quote:

ran into them a couple times.
Even NY Baws can't drive their big ole trucks right
This post was edited on 7/17/25 at 7:50 am
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175897 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:43 am to
quote:

What is a chief people officer?

It’s a made up job you give a woman so you can frick her
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10995 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:46 am to
"I was not cheating on my wife, Kristin was extremly cold and I was just being a nice person trying to warm her up"

Signed:

Andy Byron

Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4585 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 7:47 am to
Really, who cares

Why is this news? Are they famous
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