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re: Are you Car A or Car B in this scenario?
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:42 pm to LSUBogeyMan
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:42 pm to LSUBogeyMan
quote:That's me, except I look for a baw in a semi and saddle up next to him, forcing the traffic behind me to follow the semi.
I was B when I was younger. Now I block the lane so those assholes can’t go to the front and clog traffic.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:43 pm to finchmeister08
Car B is correct. People not following the zipper actually cause more issues
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:43 pm to finchmeister08
I usually deploy my truck nuts and concrete bumpers and push line jumpers into the ditch.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:43 pm to winkchance
quote:
people who block the lane are also thinking they are being righteous
This. It's a similar problem to people who will not move over from the left lane. If you're in the left lane, and there are numerous cars behind you, move over. It's not your job to police speed limits.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:45 pm to finchmeister08
This has been thoroughly studied and car B is correct.
Car A thinks he's right, but, he's actually an idiot because he actually pushes the back up farther.
This should be intuitive to people if you just recognize that if Car A were correct, then even when there's no construction, it would be a net BENEFIT to reduce lanes on highways which, quite obviously, it isn't.
Car A thinks he's right, but, he's actually an idiot because he actually pushes the back up farther.
This should be intuitive to people if you just recognize that if Car A were correct, then even when there's no construction, it would be a net BENEFIT to reduce lanes on highways which, quite obviously, it isn't.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:47 pm to finchmeister08
Also, if car A is correct, then frick, why stop there. SURELY merging 500m earlier than Car A would be SUPER correct!!! How about 1000m!!!!
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:47 pm to finchmeister08
I bet you drive with your hazards on in the rain.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:48 pm to Jack Bauers HnK
quote:Thank you
You’d rather everyone doing what car A is doing and leave an entire lane of roadway empty? How far back should these car As start merging, at the end of the traffic line? Why have a two lane highway at all?
All the OP did here is prove he's an emotional wreck who can't think logically and instead gets upset if he perceives he didn't "win" the traffic game
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:49 pm to finchmeister08
quote:
finchmeister08
Maybe just let your husband drive, b/c you obviously don't know how.
Most people have a fear of merging for some dumbass reason. That's car A. You are why traffic congestion exists.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:49 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:They are correct.
Maybe when traffic is moving. When right lane traffic is stopped and people cruise up in the left lane wanting to get in at the head of the line, frick that shite.
You are wrong.
If you were right, then wherever you merged is STILL too late. You should have done it 1000m sooner so as to not be a bitch
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:50 pm to alphaandomega
quote:
Im car C. I dont drive in the left lane unless I am passing. After passing I get back in the right lane.

Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:50 pm to finchmeister08
B is a zipper merge. It is the correct way and if everyone followed it, traffic would flow smoother.
Alas, people get butthurt and take it personally when someone is trying to merge. Dopes.
Alas, people get butthurt and take it personally when someone is trying to merge. Dopes.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:51 pm to shel311
quote:And there's a 99% chance the person in car A whining about it is doing so for selfish reasons because they hate someone "beating" them.
While true, 99% chance car B is doing it because they're selfish and think their time is more valuable than everyone else, and a 1% chance that they're thinking zipper merge when they do it.
Regardless, it's fricking common sense.
If there was a benefit to leaving thousands of feet of lane empty, then why have that lane at all............EVER!
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:06 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:So left lane traffic should also stop at some arbitrary point and create more congestion?
When right lane traffic is stopped and people cruise up in the left lane wanting to get in at the head of the line, frick that shite.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:09 pm to finchmeister08
I drive on the shoulder and cut in front of the people staring angrily at car B.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:10 pm to finchmeister08
People here are gonna say B but if people did like A then there would be fewer slowdowns.
This assumes that traffic is not already stopped.
This assumes that traffic is not already stopped.
This post was edited on 10/25/21 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:11 pm to WildManGoose
quote:Yeah. I laughed at his post because he said if traffic is moving, maybe then B is ok but not if stopped.
So left lane traffic should also stop at some arbitrary point and create more congestion?
Um, that's literally the EXACT OPPOSITE. If traffic is moving and you can fall in without slowing anyone down then ANY choice to fall in is fine. Early, late, earlier, whatever.
It's when traffic is stopped that anything but zipper is retarded.
These people drive like a bunch of emotional women.
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:12 pm to chryso
quote:
People here are gonna say B but if people did like A then there would be fewer slowdowns.
MORON
Why A? Why not C 500m sooner? Why not D 1000m sooner?
You know the difference between the 3 cars behind the B merging point and the 3 cars behind the A merging point?
Answer...........nothing but your female emotions
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:13 pm to chryso
quote:Well, that assumption eliminates the scenario entirely because if you can merge into flowing traffic, then you merge into flowing traffic and no one bitches.
This assumes that traffic is not already stopped.
This "debate" is ALWAYS about people being mad traffic is stopped and thinking merging early is "polite" when, in fact, it's retarded
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