Started By
Message

Are the Toronto police out there confiscating weapons from Jack Sparrow?

Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:21 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167094 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:21 pm









Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24445 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:21 pm to
Were there extra shots or powder?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19179 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:22 pm to
Lol at the last one. Probably the last one manufactured, but looks like it was pulled out of a swamp.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164023 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:22 pm to
Why are there guns on the street if you have gun laws?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79105 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:22 pm to
someone took boating accident too seriously with that last one
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17873 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:25 pm to
My most disliked childhood friend teaches sociology at U of Toronto now. Something to do with hip hop and gun violence. Seriously a real combined topic class, in Canada. He's probably freaked out by these discoveries, despite the fact he owned several firearms while living in the states.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6540 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
Member since Jul 2020
2552 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:28 pm to
BUT THEY'LL NEVER GET ME BLUNDERBUSS!

YAARRRR!
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:29 pm to
that first one should be classified as an assault pistol, imo...

Glad they got it off the skreets
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38104 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:29 pm to
Rrrrrrrr'nt ya glad nobody's making pirate jokes!?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94833 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:33 pm to
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:36 pm to


This would be a cool home defense device
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
817 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:49 pm to
Nicest confiscation ever.

Suspect: What is this all a boat?

Cop: I am here to confiscate your weapon.

Suspect: Oh sorry, here you go Mr. Do-Right.

Cop: Are you the owner of this 1672 pistol?

Suspect: Eh, No my apologies.

Cop: I have to place you under arrest now.

Suspect: Ok I will put my hands behind my back now. I like your blue jean jacket by the way.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:31 pm to
The Van der Linde gang and O Driscolls must be fighting again
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49520 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:32 pm to



That's my cap gun I lost in the 70's, in Metry, how'd it end up in Toronto?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9676 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:34 pm to
Some poor pirate can no longer defend his booty
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9632 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:36 pm to
That’s from the tucking Road Warrior
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33848 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:20 pm to
Useful for when the T1000 shows up
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29135 posts
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:45 pm to



Looks like the dredged this one up from the depths
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram