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re: Are pretentious beer snobs the worst people on earth?
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:53 pm to chillfam
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:53 pm to chillfam
Right up there with jeepers driving h2 recovery units with foot stands outside of the door... or the weirdo coffee people that walk and drive with a cup of coffee held up right next to their face.
This post was edited on 8/4/20 at 6:59 pm
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:55 pm to chillfam
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do you have the tastebuds of a 5 year old?
Grounds for a throat punch.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:56 pm to Privateer 2007
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TBH, most people who actually know about beer aren't all about IPAs.
I don't know shite about beer but I've never had an IPA I liked. I mainly stick to Shiner Bock or Boulevard Wheat.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:56 pm to chillfam
That guy was obviously a jerk. That being said, after going to Colorado last year I do prefer to try different beers. I still get Coors light sometimes but I like to mix it up with a nice beer.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:57 pm to chillfam
I'll drink a craft beer and a Milwaukee's Best.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:59 pm to chillfam
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i was at a bar in Austin, when i was there for a wedding and ordered a miller lite and the guy next to me (was a guy who probably spent 20 minutes styling his beard) says to me “miller lite? do you have the tastebuds of a 5 year old?” then proceeded to tell me how his 9 dollar IPA was brewed in an ethically sourced brewery and that basically I was an animal for giving money to “big beer.”
this didn't happen
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:00 pm to Privateer 2007
95% of IPAs taste like hydraulic fluid.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:01 pm to chillfam
Mmmmmm...IPAs 
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:02 pm to chillfam
This didn't happen, the fake person in your fake story is an a-hole, and you have shite taste in beer.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:03 pm to Penrod
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You seem to have missed the point, which was that the other guy was not following your sage advice.
I didn’t really miss the point as much as I don’t believe that story every happened.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:03 pm to hendersonshands
I’m betting this guy hasn’t seen his dick in years either
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:04 pm to chillfam
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Was thinking about this and a year ago i was at a bar in Austin, when i was there for a wedding and ordered a miller lite and the guy next to me (was a guy who probably spent 20 minutes styling his beard) says to me “miller lite? do you have the tastebuds of a 5 year old?” then proceeded to tell me how his 9 dollar IPA was brewed in an ethically sourced brewery and that basically I was an animal for giving money to “big beer.” Anyways, the moral of the story is that this guy made me lose all will to live and i haven’t been the same mentally ever since this happened
Sorry you’re poor and willingly spend money on piss water.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:05 pm to hendersonshands
I have had a couple guys say “dude you should try blank blank IPA or what and describe the finish and hopps and all that.
I’ll be honest, I’ve tried to like craft beers, it just doesn’t work for me. I just prefer ice cold piss water.
I’ll be honest, I’ve tried to like craft beers, it just doesn’t work for me. I just prefer ice cold piss water.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:08 pm to Athos
nope i’d rather spend money on good whiskey or wine instead of paying 9 dollars for an overpriced beer that is most likely gonna taste like dog shite
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:10 pm to chillfam
I love Louisiana craft beer but I wouldn't mind working at bud light or Miller
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:11 pm to chillfam
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nope i’d rather spend money on good whiskey or wine instead of paying 9 dollars for an overpriced beer that is most likely gonna taste like dog shite
Chill, fam. Chill.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:11 pm to chillfam
I like both, but at the end of the day I’d be just fine drinking only Miller Light/Coors Light/Bud Light for the rest of my life.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:13 pm to chillfam
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Was thinking about this and a year ago i was at a bar in Austin, when i was there for a wedding and ordered a miller lite and the guy next to me (was a guy who probably spent 20 minutes styling his beard) says to me “miller lite? do you have the tastebuds of a 5 year old?” then proceeded to tell me how his 9 dollar IPA was brewed in an ethically sourced brewery and that basically I was an animal for giving money to “big beer.”
Your answer to his spiel should have been, "Well I wanted something different. And I don't think they have Bud Ice."
Then the beer snob might freaked out and you could have had a laugh at his expense.
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:14 pm to chillfam
Go to beer advocate and read reviews of beers ...
Your eyes will
Roll out of your head at their douchebaggery
Your eyes will
Roll out of your head at their douchebaggery
Posted on 8/4/20 at 7:17 pm to chillfam
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