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Are pretentious beer snobs the worst people on earth?

Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:45 pm
Posted by chillfam
H-Town
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:45 pm
Was thinking about this and a year ago i was at a bar in Austin, when i was there for a wedding and ordered a miller lite and the guy next to me (was a guy who probably spent 20 minutes styling his beard) says to me “miller lite? do you have the tastebuds of a 5 year old?” then proceeded to tell me how his 9 dollar IPA was brewed in an ethically sourced brewery and that basically I was an animal for giving money to “big beer.” Anyways, the moral of the story is that this guy made me lose all will to live and i haven’t been the same mentally ever since this happened
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:46 pm to
Nope. Just the f@gs who care about what others drink.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:46 pm to
I think child molesters might be worse
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:47 pm to
No
Posted by chillfam
H-Town
Member since Apr 2015
580 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:47 pm to
ok child molesters are 1a and IPA hardos are 1b
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

i was there for a wedding and ordered a miller lite and the guy next to me (was a guy who probably spent 20 minutes styling his beard) says to me “miller lite? do you have the tastebuds of a 5 year old?” then proceeded to tell me how his 9 dollar IPA was brewed in an ethically sourced brewery and that basically I was an animal for giving money to “big beer.”
I'd bet alot of money this never happened
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27235 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:47 pm to
At that point I would point out that the extra hops in his IPA are doing a good job of lowering his testosterone.
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7901 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:47 pm to
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Anyways, the moral of the story is that this guy made me lose all will to live and i haven’t been the same mentally ever since this happened


Sounds like Neck Beard made you his bitch over something innocuous.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:47 pm to
Seems like pedophiles would be worse.

Nothing wrong with enjoying beer, my man. You drink what you want, let them do the same.
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5183 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:48 pm to
You misspelled Democrats.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:48 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2020 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:49 pm to
Nah. People that bitch incessantly about putting on a mask for Covid are way worst.
Posted by Barnacle Bill
Dallas
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397 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:49 pm to
No Assholes who ride there bike in the middle of the road
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:49 pm to
I mean pedophiles, rapists, armed robbers, and murderers come to mind before beer snobs
Posted by Dav
Dhan
Member since Feb 2010
8073 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:50 pm to
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i was at a bar in Austin, when i was there for a wedding and ordered a miller lite and the guy next to me (was a guy who probably spent 20 minutes styling his beard) says to me “miller lite? do you have the tastebuds of a 5 year old?” then proceeded to tell me how his 9 dollar IPA was brewed in an ethically sourced brewery and that basically I was an animal for giving money to “big beer.”


This never happened
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:50 pm to
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Are pretentious beer snobs the worst people on earth?



quote:

Anyways, the moral of the story is that this guy made me lose all will to live and i haven’t been the same mentally ever since this happened



They're not half as bad as the folks who are even slightly affected by anothers choice of beverage, you are much much worse off as those only slightly affected.
Posted by chillfam
H-Town
Member since Apr 2015
580 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:50 pm to
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People that bitch incessantly about putting on a mask for Covid are way worst.

“i’m not a libtard baw i ain’t wearing no damn mask”
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89956 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:51 pm to
No, players that went after Drew Brees are much worse.
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
6181 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:51 pm to
IPAs are easy to brew.
That's why every brewery makes them.

TBH, most people who actually know about beer aren't all about IPAs.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39359 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 6:52 pm to
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You drink what you want, let them do the same.

You seem to have missed the point, which was that the other guy was not following your sage advice.
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