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re: Are Gulf Coast beaches the trashiest in the world?
Posted on 4/15/20 at 9:15 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Posted on 4/15/20 at 9:15 pm to Draconian Sanctions
quote:
Even the Jersey Shore, while pretty trashy, doesn't quite reach the depths of a Pensacola or Destin.
Terrible troll
I’ve spent summers at both and the Jersey shore is wayyyyyyyyy trashier
Posted on 4/16/20 at 1:14 am to Draconian Sanctions
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This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 10:10 am
Posted on 4/16/20 at 2:21 am to Draconian Sanctions
There’s nothing wrong with the beeches. They’re beautiful. Now some of the people that frequent those beeches may be trashy, but the beeches are just fine.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 6:12 am to Draconian Sanctions
An Indian beach appears
Posted on 4/16/20 at 6:13 am to Draconian Sanctions
First off, I am no beach expert, but I will grade beaches that I have been to on a number of factors on a 1-5 scale:
Water Quality
Sand Quality
Wave Action
Accessibility
Proximity to me
Water Temperature
Safety
Resourcefulness
Let’s start:
Grand Isle
Water Quality - 2
Sand Quality - 4
Wave Action - 3
Accessibility - 3
Proximity to me - 5
Water Temperature - 4
Safety - 4
Resourcefulness - 5
Average 3.75
Mississippi Gulf Coast
Water Quality - 1
Sand Quality - 3
Wave Action - 1
Accessibility - 5
Proximity to me - 4
Water Temperature - 4
Safety - 4
Resourcefulness - 2
Average: 3
Eastern Alabama/Northwest Florida Beaches
Water Quality - 5
Sand Quality - 5
Wave Action - 4
Accessibility - 3
Proximity to me - 3
Water Temperature - 4
Safety - 4
Resourcefulness - 2
Average - 3.75
Note: need to travel more to see more beaches.
Water Quality
Sand Quality
Wave Action
Accessibility
Proximity to me
Water Temperature
Safety
Resourcefulness
Let’s start:
Grand Isle
Water Quality - 2
Sand Quality - 4
Wave Action - 3
Accessibility - 3
Proximity to me - 5
Water Temperature - 4
Safety - 4
Resourcefulness - 5
Average 3.75
Mississippi Gulf Coast
Water Quality - 1
Sand Quality - 3
Wave Action - 1
Accessibility - 5
Proximity to me - 4
Water Temperature - 4
Safety - 4
Resourcefulness - 2
Average: 3
Eastern Alabama/Northwest Florida Beaches
Water Quality - 5
Sand Quality - 5
Wave Action - 4
Accessibility - 3
Proximity to me - 3
Water Temperature - 4
Safety - 4
Resourcefulness - 2
Average - 3.75
Note: need to travel more to see more beaches.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 6:15 am to Draconian Sanctions
Longboat Key says go frick yourself
Posted on 4/16/20 at 6:27 am to Draconian Sanctions
Only thing that would give it a run for the money is if lafayette had a beach on the vermilion.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:29 am to Iron Lion
quote:
Is Draconian Sanctions the biggest cuck on this website? Is he a gigantic bleeding pussy
I’d nominate The Spleen or CaptainPanic
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:32 am to Draconian Sanctions
Navarre beach is my absolute favorite place to be. But I never realized it was trashy until this thread.
Clean white sand, emerald waters, the wife and kids just relaxing. I didn’t know I was trash
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:32 am to StraightCashHomey21
quote:
Even the Jersey Shore, while pretty trashy, doesn't quite reach the depths of a Pensacola or Destin.
quote:
I’ve spent summers at both and the Jersey shore is wayyyyyyyyy trashier
You know its trashy when the women are wearing stripper shoes and awful club dresses to the beach. And more jorts than a Florida game
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:44 am to NYCAuburn
quote:
You know its trashy when the women are wearing stripper shoes and awful club dresses to the beach.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:46 am to Draconian Sanctions
People in Spain make fun like this of Malaga and Torremolinos, they are overrun with Redneck Riviera types from the British Isles.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 7:59 am to Draconian Sanctions
Has anyone been to Crystal Beach, Texas... near Port Arthur?
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:08 am to GusMcRae
Glad to see no mention of SPI otherwise a Sonic appointment would’ve been necessary.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:09 am to Tarps99
to be clear you're calling it a tie between Grand Isle and NW FL
This might be a bigger troll than the OP
This might be a bigger troll than the OP
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:26 am to Draconian Sanctions
Alabama beaches are nice. When the louisiana trashballs show up it sucks. Looks tmlike they are trying to open up private beaches on the first.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:27 am to Draconian Sanctions
quote:
Spin off thread but in thinking about it they might be.
From California to France to Italy to Brazil and all all points in between, I can't think of any trashier. Even the Jersey Shore, while pretty trashy, doesn't quite reach the depths of a Pensacola or Destin.
Clearly you’ve never been to Venice Beach or Santa Monica Beach.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:28 am to Pettifogger
quote:
to be clear you're calling it a tie between Grand Isle and NW FL
Agreed. I see he's from Lafourche Parish so hopefully that explains why he has a hard on for Grand Isle.
To be clear, in terms of beaches: Grand Isle <<< MS Coast <<<<<<<<<<<<<< NW FL
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:30 am to Draconian Sanctions
You’re right. I don’t understand the downvotes.
This post was edited on 4/16/20 at 8:30 am
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